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Buy Yourself A Retconned Happy Childhood

People spend the GDP of Peru in therapy trying to cope with the crap that happened to them when they were kids. It's such a 20th century approach to childhood suckage. Maybe soon, we'll be able to pay to turn our childhoods happy retroactively. Click through for our roundup of ideas for making your childhood a happy… » 2/15/08 12:03pm 2/15/08 12:03pm