Ninja bear is presumably an escapee from secret ursine shinobi…

In the spirit of such furry warriors as Wojtek the cigarette-smoking soldier bear comes Pamir of Russia's Royev Ruchey Zoo. This seven-year-old Himalayan forest bear demonstrates both aptitude with staffs and baseball bats. Is Pamir actually the former resident of some bizarre Soviet-era manimal hybrid laboratory?… » 2/28/12 10:25am 2/28/12 10:25am

Meet Iran's 3,500-woman-strong ninja army

To round out their squadron of flying boats and UFO project, an estimated 3,500 Iranian women are training in Japanese ninjutsu, according to a state-run news station. It's official — the Iranian government is in cahoots with COBRA from G.I. Joe. » 2/05/12 10:45am 2/05/12 10:45am

Ninja attack engagement photos add much-needed katanas to marriage

We've seen zombie apocalypse family portraits and undead assault engagement photos. Now, a couple from Queens, New York have illustrated the Ashford-And-Simpson-like sturdiness of their pending nuptials with a photo series depicting a shinobi attack in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. » 12/18/11 8:00am 12/18/11 8:00am

Ninja has been defending mid-sized English town for six years

Ninja hooliganism is a burgeoning problem these days, so it's good to know that some shinobis are using their clandestine arts to prevent dumb kids from shooting swans with BB guns. » 8/28/11 11:25am 8/28/11 11:25am

Ninja uses car-crash-jutsu in a botched attempt to rob an Apple store

Another day, another distressing story of ninja crime. A new report of stealthy artifice comes out of Greensboro, North Carolina, when a would-be Shinobi attempted to purloin some iPads from an Apple Store last Friday. » 6/05/11 7:30am 6/05/11 7:30am

Unemployed ninja advertises his wares on San Antonio news station

Mere days after a ninja vandalism streak in Pittsburgh, a San Antonio ninja has turned to local television to market his shinobi prowess. He is also "a dancer, a math wizard and prank caller." A ninja mathemagician? I'm sold. » 4/30/11 8:00am 4/30/11 8:00am

Ninja crime is on the rise in Pittsburgh

We've always trumpeted local news as the most exciting news, and this report only validates our claims further. A ninja in Pittsburgh enacted shinobi vengeance against some hapless parked cars last Sunday, and local news was asking the hard questions. » 4/26/11 10:55am 4/26/11 10:55am