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Could Penis-Controlled Computers Ever Catch On? [NSFW]
You know you've always wanted to see what would happen if you could control a first-person shooter with your penis — or, if you don't have one of your own, the penis of a friend. Maybe you want to literalize the term "cock block," or maybe you want to leave the mousing to your special down-there places while your hands roam freely across the keyboard. Either way, Kyle "Slashdong" Machulis has the ultimate futuristic, posthuman USB device for you. More »
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Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW]
The 1980s gave us an entire slate of movies that seemed to exist just to have as much teenage T&A as possible. Porky's made gratuitous shower scenes a must-have, and producers began working in topless scenes left and right. But nobody thought of joining the teensploitation and science fiction genres until Zapped! came along. This Scott Baio / Willie Aames movie about a nerd who gets telekinesis from a science experiment culminates in an orgy-tastic scene right out of Carrie where Baio makes everyone's clothes fly off. We've got the NSFW video and a triviagasm for you down below. More »
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What If the X-Men Made Porno?
Those of you with discerning tastes already know there is a subgenre of porn devoted to superheroes fighting, but you probably didn't know that there's a sub-subgenre devoted just to ladies with laser rays coming out of all their parts. Luckily, our sister site Fleshbot discovered this for us, and now we bring you the good news. A Flickr user named Daveisdrawing says he had a slow weekend with the old Photoshop, and decided to test out his theory that "porn is really super-powered women fighting." Check out the NSFW results. [Naked Super Battle via Flickr]
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Zombie Rat vs. Zombie Penis -- Who Wins? [NSFW]
Yesterday we talked about the battle of the genitals in science horror films, and today I've got the best example of a horror movie penis ever created. It's the zombie rat vs. zombie penis moment from Beyond Re-Animator, the third in a series about a mad doctor (played with vigor by Jeffrey Combs) with a glow-in-the-dark serum that turns dead people into mind-controlled zombies. This flick takes place in a Spanish prison, where our mad doctor has been zombiefying everybody, including the rat-like warden and a zillion prisoners hanged for rioting. In this scene, the zombied warden tries to molest a zombied lady, while a zombied rat watches hungrily. More »
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Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Daleks' Ultimate Aim Revealed (NSFW)
Final proof that there's a fetish for everyone: the Daleks, the genocidal cyborgs from Doctor Who, starred in their own porn video a few years ago — and it turns out those egg-whisk guns of theirs have a setting we never knew about. Abducted By Daleks had barely gone on sale before the BBC sued and banned it out of existence. Copies are now incredibly rare — but well worth hunting down, if only for the amusement value. More NSFW evidence of surprising Dalek sexiness, after the jump. More »
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What Goes on in the Mind of a Surgically-Engineered Ape-Man? (NSFW)
Night of the Bloody Apes, released on DVD by Something Weird Video, will take you deep into the mind of Julio, a man whose mad doctor dad replaces his failing heart with that of a healthy gorilla. But then Julio BECOMES THE GORILLA, unleashing his inner simian, attacking men and ripping off hot ladies' underwear in a very NSFW way. In this great clip, Julio rampages in the park. Here is what we imagine is his inner dialogue: "Oh hey, gonna rip yer tie! Now I'm gonna rip some plastic off your neck! Oh now you're dead. I poke your nose! Oh there's a lady! Oh yeah I'm running! I'm running!" The only thing the humans say is "AAAAAAAAH!" Yeah it's pretty awesome — maybe even better than Ape Canyon.
scifi confessions
The Strangest Story About The Matrix You'll Ever Hear
Sometimes watching the climax of a movie can be a little more climactic than you might think. In this video, a hacker named Jake explains something very NSFW that is related to Agent Smith beating the crap out of Neo. After this story, you might want to take the blue pill. More »
takashi murakami
If you've been wondering what might happen if you dropped two hits of acid and then wandered into an anime shop, you'll want to check out Takashi Murakami. Yesterday we caught the last day of the months-long © Murakami exhibit at the MOCA in downtown Los Angeles, and saw the bizarre cute/scary creatures in artist/designer Murakami's work, which you may have seen emblazoned on t-shirts, bags, and posters. Next it's moving to New York where it'll open at the Brooklyn Museum in April. Click through to see a preview of what's in store for New Yorkers who visit the exhibit.
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Murakami's Freaky, Posthuman Technicolor Visions Coming to New York
If you've been wondering what might happen if you dropped two hits of acid and then wandered into an anime shop, you'll want to check out Takashi Murakami. Yesterday we caught the last day of the months-long © Murakami exhibit at the MOCA in downtown Los Angeles, and saw the bizarre cute/scary creatures in artist/designer Murakami's work, which you may have seen emblazoned on t-shirts, bags, and posters. Next it's moving to New York where it'll open at the Brooklyn Museum in April. Click through to see a preview of what's in store for New Yorkers who visit the exhibit.
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Tell Us About Your Science Fiction Sex Experiences (Part 1: Izzy)
As we prepare for Valentine's Day, we've started asking random people to tell us about their science fiction sex experiences. Some people ran away screaming, others told us in confidence, but two brave individuals were willing to go on camera and tell us about them. Today we bring you part one of "Tell Us About Your Scifi Sex Experiences," starring a poet named Izzy. Nothing naughty happens visually in this clip, but what she's saying is NSFW. So put on some headphones!
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Scariest Special Effect Ever Created (NSFW)
Witness the genius of Screaming Mad George, one of the true special effects visionaries working today. He uses absolutely no CGI to create gloopy, strange, mind-boggling imagery for movies like Predator and The Abyss, as well as indie freakfests like Jack Frost and this flick, called Faust: Love of the Damned. One of Brian Yuzna's latter-day vids, Faust is basically your standard dude-sells-his-soul deal, except for this scene. I've seen a lot of fucked up shit, kids, but this is definitely one of the most deranged. The bad sorcerer guy punishes a chick for double-crossing him by changing her body in some . . . interesting ways. Also, I think he's giving her super-orgasms or something. Otherwise, how do you explain all that goo running down her legs? Needless to say, this is NSFW, and probably not safe for your mental health either.
nerdcore
Totally Nerdcore provided a geeky calendar for 2007 that featured naked women playing old school video games, and marked crucial dates like the day HAL 9000 was switched on. Now the 2008 sequel is out, featuring a slew of superpowered nude women. Check out some NSFW images from both calendars after the jump.
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Naked Superheroes For Your New Year (NSFW)
Totally Nerdcore provided a geeky calendar for 2007 that featured naked women playing old school video games, and marked crucial dates like the day HAL 9000 was switched on. Now the 2008 sequel is out, featuring a slew of superpowered nude women. Check out some NSFW images from both calendars after the jump.
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Axe-Wielding Mutant Monster Loves Nudists
Yeah, you've all heard about how bad movies like Battlefield Earth and Blonde Ambition are, but this one makes both of those look like Citizen Kane. The Monster of Camp Sunshine was one of the nudist exploitation films that came out in the 1960s, and it features bad acting, an incoherent plot, mutant monster, mad (or dumb) scientists, and a lot of naked flesh. Check out our NSFW clip, and a rundown of everything you need to know about this awe-inspiring flick. More »
triviagasm
Science fiction doesn't just give us the best machines; it also gives the best sex as well. After all, if the future is full of anti-gravity lifts and teleportation, just think how far the porno industry will evolve. Scifi isn't just about human sex either: you can get it on with aliens, clones, and even machines. Star Trek's Data was a "fully functional" android, and gave some robo-lovin' to the frigid Tasha Yar (and the Borg queen!) from time to time. After the jump, our list of the best science fiction sex scenes to get you through hump day.
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Pumping in Zero Gravity With the Best Sci Fi Sex Scenes
Science fiction doesn't just give us the best machines; it also gives the best sex as well. After all, if the future is full of anti-gravity lifts and teleportation, just think how far the porno industry will evolve. Scifi isn't just about human sex either: you can get it on with aliens, clones, and even machines. Star Trek's Data was a "fully functional" android, and gave some robo-lovin' to the frigid Tasha Yar (and the Borg queen!) from time to time. After the jump, our list of the best science fiction sex scenes to get you through hump day.
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