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    Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released

    Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    07/08/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    Ass-hat?
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    07/07/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    What actor wants to have this on their resume? I was centipede 4 that's my face in the guys ass fourth from the top.
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    WestMantooth was starred WestMantooth was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    @WestMantooth: One might say it lends "indie cred", so to speak.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    Come now, folks, surely this is a testament to the ingenuity of the horror filmmaker, a filmmaker that is well aware of the parodic nature of this film and is merely striving to GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T DO THIS
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    07/07/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    All day I've been waiting for the perfect article to lose my comment-virginity. I was looking for something intellectual and deep, something the would allow me to craft an insightful and thought provoking response.


    Instead I go with butt-to-face human centipede.

     Reply
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    07/07/09

    @RandomFrequentFlierDent: Mazel Tov!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    @RandomFrequentFlierDent: HeheEHEheheEHEHEHEHE WILKOMMEN!!
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    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of Capall Capall
    07/07/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    Whoever gets to be the front has the best deal.
     Reply
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    Image of GayRobotsRUS GayRobotsRUS
    07/07/09

    @Capall: You've gotta wonder... how do the other 2 eat?
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    07/07/09

    @GayRobotsRUS: Sadly, I think that answer is obvious. My only hope is that at least their tongues have been removed - no one deserves to taste such horrors.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    @GayRobotsRUS: .... WHAT do the other two eat?
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    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    @AngryEddy: But butt sweat is sweat like any other, right? We're talking about sweat, right? Pleasepleaseplease
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    Image of Plague Plague
    07/07/09

    In reply to Horrible Butt-To-Face Human Centipede Pictures Released
    All you YARMers can now shut the fuck up.
     Reply
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    07/07/09

    @Plague: +1 million.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    07/07/09

    @Plague: Triple Hearted!
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    07/07/09

    @Plague: It's true. Teen Wolf and Short Circuit remakes suddenly look ideal.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    07/07/09

    @AngryEddy: So ready for the Mannequin remake now.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    07/07/09

    @Plague: *sniff sniff* Man, I sure wish someone would remake Predator!


    I still think an Asteroids movie is ridonkulous.

     Reply
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    As someone who thinks Joss believes in himself a bit too much, I think someone else making a Buffy movie might be some good medicine.
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    Image of romana romana
    05/26/09

    @twophrasebark: I think he believes in himself a bit too much too, but I still wouldn't want this to happen. Joss isn't perfect, but Buffy was a fantastic show. The idea of a remake just makes me sad.
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    05/27/09

    @romana:


    Okay, okay. I agree. :)

     Reply
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    Image of zyberteq zyberteq
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    The original Buffy movie was awesome!!, it rocked with Kristy Swanson (hot), Donald Sutherland, Rutger Hauer and Luke Perry.

    And I never really followed the series, felt a bit soapy, the movie is more campy and fun.


    although, the darker approach might not help the fun part...

    either way, I'm ok with a reboot of this

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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @zyberteq: Series had its ups and downs with four being a down. I loved Season 3 though. my favorite so far.
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    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First


    This announcement is some quality trolling, boy. The internet is exploding.


    And I fail at html.

     Reply
    Elizabeth Weinbloom was starred Elizabeth Weinbloom was unstarred
    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    [cache.gawker.com]


    This announcement is some quality trolling, boy. The internet is exploding.

     Reply
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    Oh for fuck's sake, Buffy debuted in 1997 and ran for seven seasons. It was ahead of its time then, so that makes it just up to date now. Not to mention the fact that Buffy was carried by its unique and memorable cast, not the effing storyline.
     Reply
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    05/26/09

    @Evlsushi: When the studio sees the internet shitstorm erupted by this story, I think they'll rethink this idea.
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    Image of bendandflex bendandflex
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    this will be a reboot

    buffy will be given command of the enterprise despite only being a cadet and several planets that appear in later episodes will be destroyed in the film with little explanation

    it not for geeky whedonites

    as the PR people are constantly telling us

    its for people that get laid

    and so on...
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @bendandflex: At least the Whedonites haven't made their own language and cosplay less.
     Reply
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    Image of joetato joetato
    05/26/09

    @bendandflex: People who get laid don't NEED movies.
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @joetato: I believe Dinner and a Movie is a traditional courtship ritual for middle class America.
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    Image of Sunshineyness Sunshineyness
    05/26/09

    @ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: As long as their are unimaginative middle classers- movie theaters will always exist.
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @Sunshineyness: We can't all be creative.
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    Image of LaniZoso LaniZoso
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    Awesome. Watching this go down will be even more fun than watching otherwise rational people try to argue that DOLLHOUSE is a good show.
     Reply
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @LaniZoso: Well, 50% isn't bad. 20% is good. People bet on less in Vegas.
     Reply
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    Image of ArdonLaelap ArdonLaelap
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    I don't get what the problem is. The Whedon-Buffyverse won't be "destroyed"- it's just not being produced anymore (except perhaps in comics-version). That's it. Just because they're not making any more Whedon-Buffyverse, didn't mean those stories "never happened." Why can't the rights holders try a new take on something? It doesn't imply that the old was bad, it simply implies that something new is being tried (most likely for a new audience).

    Let's not forget that when Whedon's Buffy was new, no one knew it was going to be good- you were a new audience willing to try a reboot. Try giving the newer generations some credit.
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    05/26/09

    @ArdonLaelap: Speaking as the newer generation, why?
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    05/26/09

    @ArdonLaelap: But so far, they've said nothing that sounds like an improvement. All they've stated is that all the things that were great about the show (side characters, Whedon) will not be included in this version. I'm all for improvements, but the Buffy franchise is fine as is. If they wanted to do anything, they should pick up a new slayer and go from there.
     Reply
    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    @ArdonLaelap: My Generation has proven that it can be the willing subjects of poor, poor, remakes of classic films that some days I feel like I alone have seen. Plus, I think we can all agree that Buffy is the least interesting character on that show. I wouldn't watch The Willow and Xander show without the stars, but I could do without that idiot of a blonde.
     Reply
    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was starred ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy Remake Without Joss? Whedonites Will Burn L.A. To The Ground First
    As a fan who believes that Angel is superior, at least better than Season 4, I would like to state that they did darker edgier, in LA, 4 years ago. Oh, and Kaz Kazui is one of my favorite names.
     Reply
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