Once Upon A Time Brings Back A Ghost Because It Has 22 Episodes To Fill

There were two big reveals on Once Upon a Time — one was pretty great, and the other was kind of OK. It's not that I mind seeing Cora and her lips once again, but I would rather continue to watch the Wicked Witch Rebecca Mader's chew up an entire studio lot's worth of scenery. Spoilers ahead... » 4/21/14 7:00pm 4/21/14 7:00pm

Once Upon A Time Lets Hook Be The Hero. He Fails.

Last night, Once Upon a Time revealed what Hook was up to during the "lost year." Turns out, it was absolutely nothing at all. But Once Upon A Time feeds on nothing, this show devours it. This is a show that runs simply on the fact that we all really like Disney cosplay. A lot. Which is why they brought the Little… » 4/15/14 12:12am 4/15/14 12:12am

The rules of magic on Once Upon A Time make absolutely no sense

Big, big things happened last night on Once Upon A Time. But I'm not really sure what's happening anymore, I mean does anyone really understand how magic works on this show? » 12/16/13 4:54pm 12/16/13 4:54pm

Until the next episode, which will probably have a moving, living scarecrow and the Pluto, and the Watchmen — because WHY NOT?

Once Upon A Time says, "Fuck it, let's just reboot everything again"

When this show isn't needlessly sending its characters on easily accomplished errands every week, then it's rebooting the whole fucking series. You know what was truly, deeply exciting about this series when it started? Fairy-tale characters dealing with human issues on Earth. What ever happened to that idea? » 12/09/13 3:21pm 12/09/13 3:21pm

Once Upon A Time's season finale sets a course for total lunacy

Last night's Once Upon A Time finale would have made more sense if someone had written in a giant, lightning farting pegasus, who swooped in and shat out the "failsafe" gemstone. But instead, the series just invented a bunch of randomly convenient ways to fix its problems. On the plus side, we got to meet Peter Pan. » 5/13/13 6:48pm 5/13/13 6:48pm

Congratulations Once Upon A Time, you have created the most horrifying…

Last night Once Upon A Time centered its storyline around a fully wooden grown-up Pinocchio. See, after he was done having sex and drinking in Phuket (something only rotten people do) Pinocchio's curse caught up to him, and now he is a creature that is ENTIRELY MADE OUT OF WOOD. There are no words, there is only… » 3/25/13 4:38pm 3/25/13 4:38pm