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    There Really Is Such A Thing As Too Much Penis Enhancement

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/07/09

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    01/07/09

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    Hilarious article.


    You can find the same kind of imagination on display in a fair bit of Doctor Who smut. You'd be surprised what a Time Lord has down there.


    Um, so I've heard. From friends. Perverted friends.

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    01/07/09

    @bluewyvern: where could one find this smut?


    you know, so i can pass the information on to my perveted friends.

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    01/07/09

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    Strangely enough, and I don't know what this says about me, I was hoping for a pic when I clicked on this link.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: I heard via secondhand information that "orgasmic cock syrup" was used in Poker in the Rear Vol 48. That's what I heard.
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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: the dean i've come to know doesn't hope for a pic, he makes a pic. what could possibly be more appropriate than 'it's a disaster' written in giant letters next to a picture of an alien, cat-man cock complete "barb" add-on?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    01/07/09

    @tetracycloide: Good point. Who is this guy and what has he done with Dean???
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    01/07/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: GAH! My comp isn't letting me upload. I'm really sorry about this guys, but just hold on a bit longer and you won't be dissapointed. Disturbed, but pleased.


    Sorry I didn't think to be more proactive on this.

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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: Picasa down. Had to go with flickr. Which also means this is now the only image in my flickr account. nice.


    This is a bit rushed and sloppy, but it'll keep the furries amused.


    and this is how I spend my days. sigh.

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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn:


    OH MY!

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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: Everyone has a destiny. You've found yours, and we salute and appreciate you for it.


    (penis barbs. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!)

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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: Oh My God...made of awesome. And scary.
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    01/07/09

    @Grrsn Dn: Thank you as always. I not only was expecting one, but have been waiting all day so I could leave work and click the link.


    Due solely to your hard work, I am appeased.

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