I bet that parasite gonna make it a animated movie. Find Nemo 2 maybe? Imagen a slow thinking fish and his parasite talking.
The hero in the movie: I'm here to meet Mr. Tongue.
Fish: Uh Tongue asleep duhh..
The hero in the movie: The squid told me you ARE Mr Tongue.
Fish: Me no Tongue. Me fish.
The parasite: Oh you just shut up and stop talking with your mouth closed okey!?
Fish: Aww *opens up*
The hero in the movie: What the..
The Parasite: Thats Mr Tongue for you boy! What do YOU want? I was trying to sleep.
I just looked this mother%$#&%@! up... It doesn't actually eat the tongue. It's worse...
It enters through the gills when the fish isn't looking and latches on to the base of its tongue, from which it drinks fishblood. As it grows, less blood reaches the tongue, which atrophies. The %$#&%@! then attaches itself to the tongue stub, whereupon THE FISH USES IT LIKE A NORMAL TONGUE. It doesn't even eat the fish's food. It just sucks up either blood or fish mucus.
Mucus! And IT FUNCTIONALLY REPLACES THE TONGUE. AND THE FISH IS OKAY WITH THIS!!
I like eating shrimp, and crab, and lobster. But I don't want one wriggling around in my mouth AS MY TONGUE.
If you think this is strange for us, imagine how it is for the isopod. I mean, your entire sphere of experience thus far is chilling in this comfy spot that you also eat. And then somebody opens up your home for a photo op and the next thing you know you're getting play on major blogs-I mean-it's gotta be overwhelming.
I don't normally like to harm anything, but for some reason, I have a strong urge to step on that little guy, and I imagine he'd let out some sort of tiny monster scream.
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The hero in the movie: I'm here to meet Mr. Tongue.
Fish: Uh Tongue asleep duhh..
The hero in the movie: The squid told me you ARE Mr Tongue.
Fish: Me no Tongue. Me fish.
The parasite: Oh you just shut up and stop talking with your mouth closed okey!?
Fish: Aww *opens up*
The hero in the movie: What the..
The Parasite: Thats Mr Tongue for you boy! What do YOU want? I was trying to sleep.
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It enters through the gills when the fish isn't looking and latches on to the base of its tongue, from which it drinks fishblood. As it grows, less blood reaches the tongue, which atrophies. The %$#&%@! then attaches itself to the tongue stub, whereupon THE FISH USES IT LIKE A NORMAL TONGUE. It doesn't even eat the fish's food. It just sucks up either blood or fish mucus.
Mucus! And IT FUNCTIONALLY REPLACES THE TONGUE. AND THE FISH IS OKAY WITH THIS!!
I like eating shrimp, and crab, and lobster. But I don't want one wriggling around in my mouth AS MY TONGUE.
%$@#!!!
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#@!
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..nevermind..
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