Patton Oswalt Has A Completely Serious Idea For An Unbreakable Trilogy

And it's pretty goddamn good, too! Screen Junkies sat down with the actor/comedian, who explained his thorough and exceedingly clever plan for two sequels to M. Night Shyamalan's superhero movie, which starred Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson. I'd sure as hell watch them. » 3/05/15 12:40pm 3/05/15 12:40pm

Patton Oswalt Narrates A Short Film On Time Travel And Consumerism


"Old/New" is a very well made, super cute short film about consumerism... we think. The message is a little blurred. However, it is narrated by Patton Oswalt and very funny so there ya go. » 2/05/15 8:45am 2/05/15 8:45am

Patton Oswalt Is The Newest Agent Of SHIELD On Agents Of SHIELD

Agents of SHIELD has been steadily improving over its past few episodes, and here's a casting decision that makes me think the best is still to come: comedian and nerd extraordinaire Patton Oswalt will join the show as Agent Eric Koenig in an upcoming episode. » 3/20/14 5:30pm 3/20/14 5:30pm

Amazing Casting. Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt and Ian Roberts join the cast of The Kitchen Sink, a genre-spanning high-school comedy, set in a town where vampires are at the top of the pecking order, with humans in the middle and zombies at the bottom. » 8/20/13 4:37pm 8/20/13 4:37pm

Patton Oswalt's Star Wars filibuster from Parks & Rec gets animated

You've seen Patton Oswalt's amazing eight-minute Star Wars filibuster from Parks & Recreation. You've seen it (sort of) brought to life. Now here it is fully animated for your geeky pleasure. » 8/04/13 10:00am 8/04/13 10:00am

Star Wars meets Mad Max in the new awesome toyline you'll never own

Patton Oswalt has cooler toys than you. That's because the actor/comedian can commission them directly from action figure customizer Sillof, maker of Steampunk Justice League, Samurai Star Wars, and many, many more. Oswalt commissioned a "Star Wars meets the Road Warrior" line, and Sillof did not disappoint. » 7/23/13 3:20pm 7/23/13 3:20pm

Patton Oswalt's Amazing Star Wars Episode VII Rant, Brought To Life

The totally improvised, 7 1/2 minute filibuster from an episode of NBC's Parks & Recreation last month, in which Patton Oswalt outlines his vision of Star Wars: Episode VII (with Marvel crossovers) could not possibly have been more perfect, could it? Well, yes, it could, actually ... » 5/18/13 2:01pm 5/18/13 2:01pm

Patton Oswalt's brilliant Star Wars: Episode VII pitch has a poster

Dear Disney: Failure to film exactly what Patton Oswalt suggested in his epic Parks & Rec filibuster video will be considered irrefutable proof that you hate 1) money, 2) fans and 3) joy. I mean, look at this thing. Greatest. Movie. Ever. » 4/19/13 11:20am 4/19/13 11:20am

Patton Oswalt's 8-minute Episode VII pitch is delightfully insane

Patton Oswalt makes an appearance in this Thursday's episode of Parks & Rec. But here's what you won't see — an 8-minute deleted scene of him filibustering a Pawnee town meeting by describing his plan for Star Wars: Episode VII, which involve not only involve Boba Fett and Lando hooking up with Leia, but the Avengers. » 4/17/13 9:20am 4/17/13 9:20am

If there were a Star Wars movie starring only busty babes, this would…

We've featured the incredible work of toy customizer Sillof before; he's best known for his incredible reimaginings of superhero and Star Wars figures in steampunk style, Roman, noir, samurai, and more. Which is probably why, when comedian Patton Oswalt decided he needed a set of Star Wars figures in the style of the… » 4/10/13 11:50am 4/10/13 11:50am

Here's how director Brad Bird would have made Return of the Jedi

Although we were unable to get Brad Bird as the director of the upcoming Star Wars sequel, he's clearly had the franchise on his mind. Apparently he was recently talking with Patton Oswalt, and told the comedian how he'd change the beginning of Return of the Jedi. » 3/19/13 12:40pm 3/19/13 12:40pm

How Adam Savage turned Patton Oswalt into Doc Ock for Halloween


Patton Oswalt's Halloween dream was to transform into the villainous Doc Ock - but he only had four hours to do it. Mythbuster Adam Savage was more than happy to oblige, and he created a mind-blowing costume in record time. Watch Savage create Doc Ock from inside his lair, and gain inspiration for your own… » 10/31/12 11:02am 10/31/12 11:02am

Watch Patton Oswalt's five-second-long fantasy film

For one of their more recent vignettes, the folks at Five Second Films have recruited (one-time Batman scripter) Patton Oswalt to play a very miffed wizard. Here's the synopsis of The Final Battle: » 8/13/11 7:45am 8/13/11 7:45am

Read Patton Oswalt's rejected pitches for Batman comics

Comedian Patton Oswalt's penned Batman and the Justice League before, but not all of his superheroic stories were accepted by DC Comics. Oswalt recently posted two rejected Batman pitches from a few years back on his blog. » 7/04/11 11:15am 7/04/11 11:15am

Futurama returns with a crash course in gender studies and…

Yesterday's episodes of Futurama gave us an intentionally cliched battle of the sexes, followed by the ultimate tribute to Bender's world-destroying laziness. While neither episode was perfect, they provided a funny, thought-provoking, and wonderfully disturbing launch for the latest season. » 6/24/11 9:00am 6/24/11 9:00am

Firefly's Wash gets a proper good-bye in this week's comics

This Wednesday, the incomparable Patton Oswalt delivers his secret history of Hoban "Wash" Washburne in Serenity: Float Out. Mister "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar" has deserved a formal send-off for years — about time. » 6/01/10 9:00am 6/01/10 9:00am

Exclusive Preview: Patton Oswalt Does A Firefly Comic

Float Out is actor-comedian-bon vivant Patton Oswalt's comic book tribute to Serenity's throttle jockey, Hoban Washburne. It hits stores on June 2 — but here are the first few pages to whet your Firefly appetite. » 5/14/10 7:30am 5/14/10 7:30am

Patton Oswalt + Joss Whedon's Firefly = Comic Book Gold?

Not content with roles in both Caprica and Dollhouse, comedian Patton Oswalt is further solidifying his geek credibility with the news that he'll be writing a special oneshot comic sequel to Joss Whedon's Serenity. » 3/09/10 10:00am 3/09/10 10:00am