The totally improvised, 7 1/2 minute filibuster from an episode of NBC's Parks & Recreation last month, in which Patton Oswalt outlines his vision of Star Wars: Episode VII (with Marvel crossovers) could not possibly have been more perfect, could it? Well, yes, it could, actually ...

Dear Disney: Failure to film exactly what Patton Oswalt suggested in his epic Parks & Rec filibuster video will be considered irrefutable proof that you hate 1) money, 2) fans and 3) joy. I mean, look at this thing. Greatest. Movie. Ever.

Patton Oswalt makes an appearance in this Thursday's episode of Parks & Rec. But here's what you won't see — an 8-minute deleted scene of him filibustering a Pawnee town meeting by describing his plan for Star Wars: Episode VII, which involve not only involve Boba Fett and Lando hooking up with Leia, but the Avengers.

We've featured the incredible work of toy customizer Sillof before; he's best known for his incredible reimaginings of superhero and Star Wars figures in steampunk style, Roman, noir, samurai, and more. Which is probably why, when comedian Patton Oswalt decided he needed a set of Star Wars figures in the style of the…

Although we were unable to get Brad Bird as the director of the upcoming Star Wars sequel, he's clearly had the franchise on his mind. Apparently he was recently talking with Patton Oswalt, and told the comedian how he'd change the beginning of Return of the Jedi.

Patton Oswalt's Halloween dream was to transform into the villainous Doc Ock - but he only had four hours to do it. Mythbuster Adam Savage was more than happy to oblige, and he created a mind-blowing costume in record time. Watch Savage create Doc Ock from inside his lair, and gain inspiration for your own…

For one of their more recent vignettes, the folks at Five Second Films have recruited (one-time Batman scripter) Patton Oswalt to play a very miffed wizard. Here's the synopsis of The Final Battle:

Comedian Patton Oswalt's penned Batman and the Justice League before, but not all of his superheroic stories were accepted by DC Comics. Oswalt recently posted two rejected Batman pitches from a few years back on his blog.

Yesterday's episodes of Futurama gave us an intentionally cliched battle of the sexes, followed by the ultimate tribute to Bender's world-destroying laziness. While neither episode was perfect, they provided a funny, thought-provoking, and wonderfully disturbing launch for the latest season.

This Wednesday, the incomparable Patton Oswalt delivers his secret history of Hoban "Wash" Washburne in Serenity: Float Out. Mister "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar" has deserved a formal send-off for years — about time.