Finally, A Romantic Comedy About How Your Relationship is Doomed

Creative people are self-obsessed assweasels. And you can never really love someone else — you just love the fake version of them that you create in your head. Love is really the process of your ego attempting to crush and neutralize the ego of your object of affection. » 7/25/12 9:00am 7/25/12 9:00am

Calvin starts writing about Ruby, and lo and…

Ruby Sparks = Weird Science For Hipsters

A struggling novelist imagines his perfect woman so hard, she comes into being as a flesh-and-blood person, in Ruby Sparks. It seems awfully reminiscent of Weird Science, but Ruby Sparks does star Paul Dano, and is made by the people behind Little Miss Sunshine. So that's two great things going for it. » 4/23/12 3:49pm 4/23/12 3:49pm

Which of these eight actors will play Tetsuo in the American Akira?

So Amerikira: The Battle for Neo Des Moines has found its Kaneda and potentially its Kei. Now, The Hollywood Reporter reports that Warner Bros. wants to lock down the movie's Tetsuo by Thanksgiving. The shortlist at this point includes: » 11/19/11 1:45pm 11/19/11 1:45pm

Cowboys & Aliens Trailer: Wrist Cannons and Rough Justice

Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig put some old timey bullets into the alien hide of a mysterious space invader in the first-ever trailer for Cowboys & Aliens. It's a first look at Jon Favreau's alien/western mashup movie. » 11/17/10 10:31am 11/17/10 10:31am