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Zombie Rat vs. Zombie Penis -- Who Wins? [NSFW]
Yesterday we talked about the battle of the genitals in science horror films, and today I've got the best example of a horror movie penis ever created. It's the zombie rat vs. zombie penis moment from Beyond Re-Animator, the third in a series about a mad doctor (played with vigor by Jeffrey Combs) with a glow-in-the-dark serum that turns dead people into mind-controlled zombies. This flick takes place in a Spanish prison, where our mad doctor has been zombiefying everybody, including the rat-like warden and a zillion prisoners hanged for rioting. In this scene, the zombied warden tries to molest a zombied lady, while a zombied rat watches hungrily. More »
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If This Movie Makes A Fortune, Humans Are Doomed
The Weinstein Company released the final movie poster for Superhero Movie today, and it features Pamela Anderson's boobs, Leslie Nielsen wearing a "With Great Power Comes Hot Bitches" sweater, and not one but two penis jokes (check out Storm's lightning and Dragonfly's popcorn). We're all for parodying superheroes and science fiction, but when it devolves into beer hat jokes and shots of people being embarrassed that their underwear is on display, we doth protest. It would be easy to discount this film if Meet The Spartans hadn't just made $18 million in its opening weekend. If this one grosses anywhere near that, we fear for the fate of our species.
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