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    You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/03/08

    In reply to You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
    I'm having lower intestinal problems today -- wish I could restore it from a backup!
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    12/03/08

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    koala motorcycle.
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    12/03/08

    @logicbox: Koala motorcycle indeed.
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    12/03/08

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    Will the workplace revolution have donuts? Because I'll show up if there's donuts.
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    12/03/08

    @bonniegrrl: There will be donuts. But they will be circumlocutory. Just so you know.
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    12/03/08

    @Charlie Jane Anders: The winner's donut has a pink slip inside.


    Oh, yeah. +1 for the Adam Link cover; I've always been miffed that TZ only showed half of the story.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
    Correction: The Obama administration IS a "thicket of trial lawyers."


    Question: Why are we "denouncing Saxby Chambliss?"


    Statement: Excellent post! Oops, gotta go, the Boss is sniffing this way.

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    12/03/08

    In reply to You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
    As a fully certified Grammar/Spelling ChronoNazi^tm I'd like to point out that the acronym on the resplendent Holo-Banner in the breakroom actually stands for "You Haz Willom Are Fale". You see? It's the use of the trans-pluperfect Nth person erectile tense often confuses even the most seasoned time-traveling demotivational speaker.
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    12/03/08

    @Grey_Area: Dangnabit, please ignore the first word of the last sentence in the above comment as I tear up my official Grammar/Spelling ChronoNazi^tm card. *sigh* I looked stupid in the official hat anyway.


    This was a most expludementary example of Kronk Burger. I am continually amazed by these painstakingly-researched pieces of absurdist wit. Thank you Charlie, for brightening our otherwise painfully humdrum excuses for lives.

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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    12/03/08

    @Grey_Area: What wrong with it is?
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    12/03/08

    @Grey_Area: I had a couple of erectile tents this morning.
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    12/03/08

    @Gearhead_42: Sorry, my yodaese is a bit rusty.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
    HA I wasn't hitting on a squirrel duchess. I was hitting on that hot Tiger Pharaoh. :P
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    12/03/08

    @ldevitt: The Tiger Pharaoh is really Captain Banana. And we all know who Captain Banana is, right?
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    12/03/08

    In reply to You Will Sweat Nanoblobs: Your Future Workplace!
    kronk burger indeed.
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