Some of these upstanding members of the medical profession are the epitome of the Hippocratic oath, while others have found less ... traditional... methods of drawing blood.

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Title: Mad Love
Date: 1935

Vitals: A famous pianist suffers a potentially career-destroying injury to his hand until a seemingly…