The Instagram of Dorian Gray and other imaginary updated novels

Now that Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility have been taken over by zombies and sea monsters, respectively, and Huck Finn is being rewritten to replace Jim's character with a robot (because then nobody could possible be offended. Ever.), which classic novels are next for a 21st Century update? » 2/19/12 11:30am 2/19/12 11:30am