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    Image of Plague Plague
    12/11/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Excuse me. I didn't sign any papers allowing anyone to make a movie about me, NOR is it possible for me to give birth to anything.
    You'll be hearing from my gentleman, Mr. Simpson.
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    Plague was starred Plague was unstarred
    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    For those using a mobile or satcom link, be warned, this is a 99MB chunk of vimeo .... [and IMHO it ain't worth it :( ]

    Warning! Spoilers!:

    I hate to be negative about anybody who makes the massive effort to produce a short (and a technically proficient one at that) but it really does fall prey to the cardinal 'film-school-graduate' sin of craming in every friggin' film reference and shot 'you've-ever-seen-and-admired' (anybody who saw McG's Terminator: Salvation or Paul W. Anderson's execrable 1997 'Event Horizon, will be familiar with the 'being-punched-in-the-face-every-twenty-seconds-by-a-film-reference', nausea inducing effect).

    The plot is Aki Kaurismaki meets (or eats) Stephen Frears' 'Dirty Pretty Things' and Mike Leigh's 'Naked' (and none the worse for that), via scenes (and shots) from 'Shaun of the Dead', '28 Days Later', '28 Weeks Later', 'Survivors' (both original '75/'77 and crap '08 remake), 'Dead Set', 'Land of the Dead' etc. etc. etc., even ending up on the pier like 'Dawn of the Dead' for f****'s sake! (I even think there is a shot from 'Burnt by the Sun' in there, although it might be just a piss-take from Woody Allen's 'Love and Death').

    If you're going to do a zombie short (and I've no problem, at all, with anybody trying) you better bring your A-game and it better be YOUR A-game, not a bunch of half-assed retreads of someone else's retread.

    Telling us what you've seen and what you've liked, isn't film making, it's photocopying.

    Why so grumpy, you ask?

    Well, it's because every few years someone does a 'calling-card' like this, gets picked up, makes another 'first-feature-calling-card' (I'd mention Danny Cannon's 1993 'The Young Americans', but I don't want to throw-up, just now, thank you ... oh, I did ... *bleuch*) and goes on to have a long and despicable Hollywood career, churning out unoriginal offal by the cartload ....

    If it wasn't for the fact that there is actually some talent here [and the sneaking suspicion, that somebody saw Andreas Samland's inspirational post-apocalyptic short 'Tag 26', and was actually inspired by it, to have a go (in which case, Kudos!)], I wouldn't be half so narked at its (and his) faults.

    BTW If you liked it [or even if (and perhaps especially) you didn't], Matt Simpson is at Matt_asimpson@hotmail.com (from [www.quietearth.us] ) and apparently he'll do you a nice DVD for about $8 (+p&p, probably).

    You pays your money ... and you influences a future filmmaker's career ... for the better, I hope.
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    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    12/10/09

    @SJ_Edwards: ... for anybody curious about 2002's 'Tag 26' ... [en.wikipedia.org] with a link to a tiny excerpt at [www.kurzfilmverleih.com]
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    Edited by SJ_Edwards at 12/10/09 8:10 PM SJ_Edwards was starred SJ_Edwards was unstarred
    Image of matt_asimpson matt_asimpson
    12/10/09

    @SJ_Edwards: Thought id chime in here, firstly id like to say thanks to everybody who has taken the time to view the film, I know it takes a while to buffer.
    This was a film made primarily by three friends, and without a budget,
    lighting or sound equipment.
    On the Release of Romero's Land of the Dead, I was so disappointed. It really motivated me to try to make a Zombie film that I would want to watch.

    SJEDWARDS,

    Just for the record Im no film school graduate, Im entirely self taught, the film was actually shot before "Dead Set"so I wasn't best pleased to see an identical shot, but hey I love Charlie Brooker, so im ok with that. I have to admit that I never got around to seeing "Dirty Pretty Things" , "Tag 26" or "survivors". Though ill be sure to check them out.

    Having said that Im a big fan of the 28 Days Films, and made a deliberate tip of the hat to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead.

    Im flattered that Plague got you so riled up that you felt the need to vent,

    I actually don't have much love for the short anymore, as it took too long to finish, and Ive watched it way to much in post.

    Anyway Im always keen to hear what people think of my work, good and bad..

    and excited to see it spread so far and wide on the net.

    Also the Earth will birth to her Dead, isn't mine, that I did steal, it's from the bible.

    Thanks

    Matt Simpson.
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    Lassus approved this comment matt_asimpson was starred matt_asimpson was unstarred
    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    12/13/09

    @matt_asimpson: Thank you for contextualizing 'Plague'.

    As the product of (as you describe it, I think) no budget, fan-fiction film making, inspired by dissatisfaction with Mr.Romero's later 'product' (rather than the self-promotional calling-card, of a wannabe LA slimeball), I would have (and do) apply a completely different set of critical criteria ...

    ... and would have been a lot more circumspect in my splenic condemnation.

    My apologies.
     Reply
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    Image of Bal-Cleric Bal-Cleric
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Now this I like! As for Ataque de Panico, well I don't see what all the fuss is about.
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    SJ_Edwards promoted this comment Bal-Cleric was starred Bal-Cleric was unstarred
    Image of Malloc Malloc
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    That was well-shot, but hell man. If I was a *gun runner* of all things and the zombie apocalypse broke out? I'd sure as hell take more than one gun.

    "The Earth will give birth to her dead" is a fantastic tag line, though.
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    SJ_Edwards promoted this comment Malloc was starred Malloc was unstarred
    Image of Matthew Anderson Matthew Anderson
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    It got way better when I started thinking of it as love story between a man and his hammer.

    It's good though, if maybe a little generic.
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    SJ_Edwards promoted this comment Matthew Anderson was starred Matthew Anderson was unstarred
    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    12/10/09

    @Matthew Anderson: To a man with a hammer, everyone starts to look like a zombie?
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    SJ_Edwards was starred SJ_Edwards was unstarred
    Image of Yamato Yamato
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Wow this is really impressive, a different out look of zombie films. This isnt your typical OMG ZOMBIES RUN AHHHHHHHHHHHH shit. its much more deep and the atmosphere is soo depressing and dark.
     Reply
    evildead1971 promoted this comment Yamato was starred Yamato was unstarred
    Image of Lassus Lassus
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Even this can't overcome zombie overload. Note lack of views and comments.
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    Lassus was starred Lassus was unstarred
    Image of Jessy Jacobs Jessy Jacobs
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    wow, that was really awesome

    as for living up to Panic attack, I'd say certainly...my love of giant robots/monsters slightly outweighs that of zombies, but this was a lot longer, so I'd say they're about even
     Reply
    evildead1971 promoted this comment Jessy Jacobs was starred Jessy Jacobs was unstarred
    Image of HelenofPeel HelenofPeel
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Incredible and very moving emotionally... one of the best zombie movies around. Reminds me of Kafka's Metamorphosis.
     Reply
    evildead1971 promoted this comment HelenofPeel was starred HelenofPeel was unstarred
    Image of Makidian Makidian
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    I like the first one but some of that stuff is just shudder worthy. I will definitely be watching this one because gross is fun.
     Reply
    Makidian was starred Makidian was unstarred
    Image of Belabras Belabras
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    Ugh. Of all the movies to get a sequel, they chose this?
     Reply
    Belabras was starred Belabras was unstarred
    Image of Plague Plague
    12/10/09

    @Belabras: I'd rather have a sequel to this than Hostel any day of the week.
     Reply
    Plague was starred Plague was unstarred
    Image of Belabras Belabras
    12/11/09

    @Plague:
    That might be the definition of 'damning with faint praise'
     Reply
    Belabras was starred Belabras was unstarred
    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    Just combine it with Carrie: The Musical and you have the next Grease: 2010 .
     Reply
    NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
    Image of bookling bookling
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    Well, if Rider Strong's back...

    Actually, this looks awful, but it could be fun if it's campy enough. I still can't watch the scene from the first one where that girl shaves her legs, though. Eurgh.

    Did anyone catch Rider Strong guest-starring on Castle this week? That was nice. Yes, I still have a crush on Shawn Hunter. So what?
     Reply
    bookling was starred bookling was unstarred
    Image of Makidian Makidian
    12/10/09

    @bookling: I still find Topanga attractive so it's cool to maintain a crush a like that. Boy Meets World was one of my all time fav's as a kid.
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    Makidian was starred Makidian was unstarred
    Image of John Hazard John Hazard
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    Pancakes...
    ........PANCAKES!.................
    pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
    Cabin Fever- Pancakes! - The best bloopers are a click away
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment John Hazard was starred John Hazard was unstarred
    Image of BigGreenMonster BigGreenMonster
    12/10/09

    @John Hazard: I never got that bit of the first film. Really, was it just in there as a WTF moment or what?
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment BigGreenMonster was starred BigGreenMonster was unstarred
    Image of John Hazard John Hazard
    12/10/09

    @BigGreenMonster: Don't give it too much thought- there was nothing to get but random, crazy genius.
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    John Hazard was starred John Hazard was unstarred
    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cabin Fever 2 Picks Up Right Where It Left Off, At Prom
    I'd like to say is that all it was took was for HOUSE OF THE DEVIL to be successful to get this earlier Ti West film released, but somehow I doubt that's the case....
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    Edited by Allen_Richards at 12/10/09 10:08 AM Allen_Richards was starred Allen_Richards was unstarred
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