How many frozen poodles can fit in a hallway linen closet?

Dear survivors of the apocalypse: I am proud and happy to be your mailman. Although my job is dangerous, I feel privileged to be the one to connect our towns together with the lifeblood of communication. That said, anyone who tries to mail anything bigger than a 9x12 envelope is getting punched in the junk. I'm a guy… »12/19/12 11:00am12/19/12 11:00am