Well, this fish has genitals coming out of its throat

Those specimens to the right are two-centimeter-long male Phallostethus cuulong, or a species of "priapiumfish" that swims Vietnam's Mekong River. These fish are renowned in the animal kingdom for having their genitals — and their anuses — squarely under their throats. If only we could all be so evolutionarily blessed. » 7/06/12 6:55am 7/06/12 6:55am