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@ManchuCandidate:
Rhett Butler: "No, I don't think I will eat you, although you need eating, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be eaten and often, and by someone who knows how." BRAAAAINS!
@LittleDragon: I'm right with ya. I found those snippets of their training to be one of the more interesting little bits in this book. Oh imagine the possibilities... wait, it's like The Slayer mythos. Except no supernatural abilities for the girls!
This is the perfect opportunity for Masterpiece Theater to expand its viewer base. It's Pride and Prejudice so it will attract the original audience, but it also has zombies and ninjas so it will draw that coveted 18-34 crowd. I also have a few ideas for further installments:
Inspector Lynley and the Wolfman
The House of Cards on Haunted Hill
The Six Vampire Wives of Henry VIII
I, Frankenstein
Upstairs, Downstairs and the People
Under the Stairs
The Duchess Barber of Fleet Street
I'm off to pitch this to PBS. I won't be rich (it's PBS after all) but my artistic integrity will be intact.
@EdificeComplex: They didn't go for my "Sense, Sensibility, and Senseless Alien Slaughter" or "Northanger Abbey Vampire Coven" or "Persuasion Possessed".
@Vulcan Has No Moon: Yeah, they didn't go for mine either. During the pitch meeting they kept going on about "minimum standards of integrity" and "bastardizing the classics of literature" blah, blah, blah.
I think I'll pitch it to SyFy as Saturday night original movies. I mean, the last I checked they had no standards.
Oh, if only Colin Firth would reprise his role from the BBC series! I would love to see him wielding a sword and chopping down zombies in full Mr. Darcy mode. (I don't care if he's too old now. La la la, I can't hear the voice of reason inside my head!)
@CalderMedusa:
Its the story of a boy who runs away from his oppressive home and meets Dr. Emilio Lizardo, a being from another dimension on the run from the government. They're destination is adventure, but on the way, Huck learns that even evil interdimensional beings can be a little human.
"The Lord of the Ringworld"
(Louis Wu and an odd bunch of companions must travel to the Fist of God to save civilization. Actually,
that's just Ringworld anyway, really...).
"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" (Where Milla Jovovich chases a whire rabbit that's infected with
T-virus into a virtual reality).
"It's a Wonderful Lifeforce"
(An angel shows our hero what would have happened if alien vampires hadn't destroyed London).
"The Man with the Golden Gundam" (James Bond vs. mecha!)
@Wookie1972: Sounds like a lot of fun. I guess as the last surviving Time Lord the Doctor doesn't have aunts, but he manages somehow to get into trouble without them.
@Mathmos: Part of me just likes the idea of having a Doctor who, instead of being utterly brilliant and always having a solution, is a bit of a twit who needs his butler to get him out of things.
@Wookie1972: Part of me is a pedantic twit who can't help pointing out that Jeeves is a "gentleman's personal gentleman" or valet, not a butler, though his uncle Charlie is a butler. Btw, Charles Stross called his Jeeves a butler too, in Saturn's Children.
But you're right, he has some Time Lord - like qualities, though he doesn't seem to need a tardis.
12/04/09
Gone With the Wind with Zombies.
Scarlett: "Oh Rhett, where will I go? What shall I do?"
Rhett: "Brains."
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And then she bites a huge chunk out of Rhett's neck.
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Rhett Butler: "No, I don't think I will eat you, although you need eating, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be eaten and often, and by someone who knows how." BRAAAAINS!
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Fade to black, music swells.
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Would be much more interesting if BRAAAAINS was omitted
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Inspector Lynley and the Wolfman
The House of Cards on Haunted Hill
The Six Vampire Wives of Henry VIII
I, Frankenstein
Upstairs, Downstairs and the People
Under the Stairs
The Duchess Barber of Fleet Street
I'm off to pitch this to PBS. I won't be rich (it's PBS after all) but my artistic integrity will be intact.
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I think I'll pitch it to SyFy as Saturday night original movies. I mean, the last I checked they had no standards.
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Just has a good flow.
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Its the story of a boy who runs away from his oppressive home and meets Dr. Emilio Lizardo, a being from another dimension on the run from the government. They're destination is adventure, but on the way, Huck learns that even evil interdimensional beings can be a little human.
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(Louis Wu and an odd bunch of companions must travel to the Fist of God to save civilization. Actually,
that's just Ringworld anyway, really...).
"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" (Where Milla Jovovich chases a whire rabbit that's infected with
T-virus into a virtual reality).
"It's a Wonderful Lifeforce"
(An angel shows our hero what would have happened if alien vampires hadn't destroyed London).
"The Man with the Golden Gundam" (James Bond vs. mecha!)
"Last Starfighter of the Mohicans"
"Emma-trix" (Jane Austen's heroine is 'The One')
11/22/09
#@!
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Okay, that one doesn't work.
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Hell, maybe Jeeves is a Time Lord.
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But you're right, he has some Time Lord - like qualities, though he doesn't seem to need a tardis.
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