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@Nefilim: Grandma's Boy is one of the funnies movies ever quote it often.
@Smeagol92055: I have Fibro in both my legs andit makes me feel like a worthless old man and I am far from that stage of my life. I hate taking meds because I have to and not being able to do hardly any of what I used to. Hands are a step in the direction of legs but this has decent implications for someone like my cousin who has a dead arm from an old car accident and has massive nerve damage.
This is definitely really cool stuff, however, you know a man's got needs. One of these days one of those "complex movements" may lead to a handful of new problems.
@LittleDragon: Oh you and your logic. How about a removable "skin glove" (like on Fringe) that has the feeling embedded in it? Take it off when you don't need to feel.
Finally!! Get me some bandages and a saw! Im getting me one of those fitted. NowI can look Stallone straight in the eyes and win my hard earned Arm wrestling match. Over the Top....pah!! #robothand
Someone call Steve Goldman and Dr. Rudy Wells. The new and improved Steve Austin is arriving soon, and for less than 6 million dollars, it would seem. #robothand
How long now before people are cutting their limbs off on purpose just to get one of these? I mean, if these things can do everything a normal hand can do (probably not yet, but pretty close), eventually they'll be able to do more. They'll make you harder, better, faster, and stronger. Who wouldn't want a hand that would never lose a thumb war again? Or a hand so fast that it can switch from scissors to paper faster than someone can notice? #robothand
@psychiccheese: oh great...now we'll have an escalating Thumb War with guerrilla style Rock-Paper-Scissors conflicts breaking out all over the place... #robothand
@psychiccheese: I give it five years, ten tops. About the time I'll probably be seeing the onset of some kind of debilitating hand condition as a result of my over-keyboarded lifestyle. Carpal tunnel, arthritis, maybe a new condition like "drifting pinky"
@psychiccheese: I'd do it to my leg, to tell you the truth. I've got nerve damage in my left leg, and the pain is so excruciating at times it's almost unbearable. Since it's nerve damage, there's nothing that can really be done short of removing the damaged nerves themselves. If this team could create artificial nerves to hook into the already-existing nervous system, I'd gladly lose my biological leg at the chance to be pain-free. #robothand
@psychiccheese: I remember reading an aside in Ghost in the Shell where super-powered prosthetics were discouraged, as anything significantly stronger than your body would be problematic mechanically.
Like if your new arm is strong enough to lift a car, if you actually tried lifting a car with it, the force would most likely just rip the arm off of your body! #robothand
@bakana: Didn't that actually happen in the film? She tried to pry the lid of a tank off and damn near ripped herself in half, if I remember correctly; it's been about five years since I watched it. #robothand
@Smeagol92055: Major Kusanagi was already a full-body cyborg, though, so it was a mechanical failure.
Whereas with a hybrid biological-prosthetic body the risk would be if the prosthetic limb tried to exert more force than its foundation (the biological components) were prepared to support. #robothand
Spiderman actually demonstrated that concept in the classic Spiderman vs. the Juggernaut crossover. He made a giant web across the street to block Juggernaut's path and Juggernaut simply walked through it. The web net actually held, but the moorings (i.e., the sides of the buildings he attached it to) ripped completely off. #robothand
@bakana: Movie and comics creators forget this stuff all of the time. Also, it probably would take less force to pull you to the ground than rip your arm off, so you would just body slam yourself when lifting the car. The shock of his feat hitting the pavement would likely have killed the Bionic Man when he jumped. Things like that.
This is much like the "more powerful than a locomotive" fallacy. Superman grabs the back of a train and stops it instead of just pulling off whatever projection he grabs onto. The worst example of this was when He-Man kept two sides of a geologic fault apart by jumping in and pushing with his legs.
@bakana: I suppose for larger things yes, it would have a problem. But lets say for mechanical pushing against mechanical. Like a hand crushing a pop can. There would be no external forces acting against the body, simply the rest of the mechanical structure. So theoretically, you could crush a full pop can without any problems. #robothand
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Call me when we've perfected the technology; I want a big sexy blue cat body to run around in.
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"My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina."
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@Smeagol92055: I have Fibro in both my legs andit makes me feel like a worthless old man and I am far from that stage of my life. I hate taking meds because I have to and not being able to do hardly any of what I used to. Hands are a step in the direction of legs but this has decent implications for someone like my cousin who has a dead arm from an old car accident and has massive nerve damage.
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I'm talking about masterbation.
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or would they be car flying cyborgs?
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I think the word you are looking for is 'awesome'. They would be awesome.
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Kudos to the people making this stuff. I really gotta hand it to them.
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Like if your new arm is strong enough to lift a car, if you actually tried lifting a car with it, the force would most likely just rip the arm off of your body! #robothand
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Whereas with a hybrid biological-prosthetic body the risk would be if the prosthetic limb tried to exert more force than its foundation (the biological components) were prepared to support. #robothand
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Spiderman actually demonstrated that concept in the classic Spiderman vs. the Juggernaut crossover. He made a giant web across the street to block Juggernaut's path and Juggernaut simply walked through it. The web net actually held, but the moorings (i.e., the sides of the buildings he attached it to) ripped completely off. #robothand
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This is much like the "more powerful than a locomotive" fallacy. Superman grabs the back of a train and stops it instead of just pulling off whatever projection he grabs onto. The worst example of this was when He-Man kept two sides of a geologic fault apart by jumping in and pushing with his legs.
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