<![CDATA[io9: psa]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: psa]]> http://io9.com/tag/psa http://io9.com/tag/psa <![CDATA[Daybreakers' PSA Reminds Vampires: Turn In Any Humans You See]]> Here's a nice little video reminder from Bromley Marks Pharmaceuticals — who are trying their best to keep humans alive, to feed the dying vampire species from our dystopian future. Check out the latest Daybreakers video!

As a reminder, here's the full trailer for Ethan Hawk and Willem Dafoe's futuristic vampire thriller, Daybreakers.

Here's the official synopsis:

Ethan Hawke plays Edward Dalton, a researcher in the year 2019, in which an unknown plague has transformed the world's population into vampires. As the human population nears extinction, vampires must capture and farm every remaining human, or find a blood substitute before time runs out. However, a covert group of vampires makes a remarkable discovery, one which has the power to save the human race.

I can not wait for more of the "blood jerk" vampire girl — it's amazing to think vampires could be edgy once again. Daybreakers will be in theaters January 8th, 2010.

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<![CDATA[Felicia Day Assures Us the Milky Way Isn't Doomed]]> In an unholy blending of space porn and Felicia Day, the Spitzer Science Center has released a funny and informative PSA on colliding galaxies. In this mock behind-the-scenes video, Day explains to an explosions-loving filmmaker why we shouldn't fear Andromeda.


Bad Astronomy]

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<![CDATA[Get More Free, Online Fiction By Supporting Strange Horizons]]> For the entire twenty-first century, the independent online magazine Strange Horizons has been bringing you science fiction stories, reviews, essays, art, and poetry every week for free. And this week, it's time to give a little back.

The editors of Strange Horizons describe the history of their publication:

Our little experiment has been more successful than we could ever have expected. We've published exciting new material every week since September 2000, and the material in our archives includes fiction from popular authors such as Jo Walton, Elizabeth Bear, Tim Pratt, Sandra McDonald, Jay Lake, and John Scalzi. Stories and poems from Strange Horizons have been reprinted in major anthologies and been shortlisted for major awards, but even after all of that success, we haven't lost our focus on encouraging new authors. This year alone, we've published half a dozen stories from authors who had submitted to us for the first time!

As one of the few places where you can regularly find free, high-quality fiction from first-time authors and familiar names, Strange Horizons is truly a treasure. Once a year, they do a pledge drive and ask for your support – this year, they're looking for just $7000, part of which will go to support their technical infrastructure and most of which will go to their writers.

Check out Strange Horizons' impressive archive of free fiction, and please donate!

Also, check out this week's new issue of the magazine.

Image by Damir Radic, from a gallery published at Strange Horizons.

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<![CDATA[Smoking: It's Only Enabling The Machines]]> Tired of the same tired old scare tactics from Public Service Announcements? Now this is one threat we can get behind: robot apocalypse.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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<![CDATA[Learn All About Lonesome Alien Reproduction In The District 9 PSA]]> Well, this explains a lot. We've been wondering where all the ladybug aliens in District 9 were hiding. Turns out: right in front of the camera. Learn all about the self-pollinating aliens from District 9, in this little PSA.

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<![CDATA[A Life Size Blue Whale Is Stuck In Your Computer]]> See what a full sized blue whale would look like in person. Spreading the save the whales word, the WDCS wants you to look into the big black fist-sized eye, and stop bloody whaling. [WDCS]

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<![CDATA[Russian Nazi Zombies Hate Bootlegs, Love Bathroom Sex]]> The Russians have crafted a tribute to the Norwegian Nazi Zombie movie Død Snø (Dead Snow) that illustrates what happens when you pirate movies in Russia, and it involves some slightly NSFW undead Third-Reich action.

Russian website Zombie Kaput, has released this anti-bootleg PSA in which not only do undead Nazi's hang out in cars, but have sex in bathrooms as well, just like regular people!

Remember, Død Snø will have a limited release in the US on June 23rd, and I expect you all to one-up the Russians on the homemade zombie sex tapes. It's our patriotic duty.

Thanks for the tip Bjørn.

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<![CDATA[Starship Troopers Really Hates Bugs... And Child Abuse]]> Johnny Rico himself wants to stamp out child abuse, and while we applaud him for his honest effort, but it's a bit strange to see Casper Van Dien doing anything apart from killing bugs.

Hey, we've all seen our fair share of batty as hell scifi PSAs. Let's not forget the Star Wars Drunk Driving PSA, let alone all the things we learned about dangerous empty refrigerators from G.I. Joe (because knowing is half the battle). While we are all for actors using their press for a good cause, and raising awareness about child abuse, pairing PSAs and Starship Troopers is, well strange. Check out these ads the Johnny Rico did for Child Help.


Here is the even stranger Power Suits head in the clouds PSA.


But honestly if Rico wants me to start killing some abusers, I'll fall in line because I always have been and always will be a Roughneck... (A member of Rico's Roughnecks). So let's support him in his plight against bugs and child abusers, and go to Child Help. And tell him, if he really wants us to listen, throw in a drunk alien.

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<![CDATA[Your DVR May Miss Battlestar's Big Reveal]]> If you don't watch the next episode of Battlestar Galactica when it airs live on Friday, you could pay a terrible price. The episode will run a few minutes long.

It's happened to all of us — a show goes over the allotted time-limit and you're stuck never actually knowing who's the murderer on Pushing Daisies. Or worse, if Heidi and Spencer really did get married for reals? Then comes the swearing and the screaming and the breaking of objects because your recorder cut off at the crucial last few minutes, leaving you without answers or closure.

So be warned ,BSG fans — this weeks' Friday premiere will run OVER 3 and a half minutes. Don't be a victim — set your recording devices correctly.

[Sci Fi Wire]

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<![CDATA[A Survival Guide to Bad Scifi Movies]]> If you have ever willingly or unwillingly sought out science fiction in the movie theater, you know what dangers await. Sure, you may find yourself blown away by a 28 Days Later, but you might just as easily find yourself rolling your eyes through a Jumper or Transformers. But even if you do find yourself having to watch Hayden Christensen in front of a green screen, there is hope. Here to deliver the good news about surviving bad scifi movies is Sherilyn Connelly, who has for years been a ringleader of the weekly Bad Movie Night at San Francisco's Dark Room. She worked with her Bad Movie Night colleagues* to come up with a few ways you can turn a horrible movie experience into one the whole theater will enjoy.

First, some basics.

A few signs of a bad movie

  • Sunglasses in the poster. If human adults are wearing them, it's bad. If babies or animals are wearing them, it's worse. If adults are looking over the top of the sunglasses, it's horrendous. If a baby or animal is looking over the top, it's a sign of the apocalypse.
  • If someone falls into a swimming pool.
  • If there's a hot-air ballon. (Quoth Roger Ebert: "Good movies rarely contain a hot-air balloon.")
  • If Hayden Christensen is involved.
  • If it's too awful before the opening credits end.
  • If it takes place in Venice Beach. Very few good movies were shot there.
  • If the product placement's written in the script: for example, when the Transformers talk about Nokia phones.
  • It has the following credits: "Directed by Richard Benjamin,"or "Jamie Kennedy is..." or "Based on the screenplay by Gore Vidal"

If your movie is beginning to look bad, there is only one thing you can do to stop the madness. You must loudly and insistently comment on it, sharing your feelings with your fellow oppressed audience members. Improvising is encouraged, but here are a few basic guidelines.

How to Make Fun of a Bad Movie

  • A human or any other animal skull shown with its jaw open should always be singing opera.
  • Bizarre camera angles should be mentioned and explained. For instance, a camera shot from the ground looking up may be the "Amy Winehouse cam."
  • If a movie is playing on a teevee screen (it's often something like "Casablanca," or "It's a Wonderful Life" for xmas movies), remember to state the cardinal rule: "Never reference a good movie inside your bad one."
  • Identify all actors who even remotely or insultingly look like the popular celebrities the film could never afford. Bonus points if it's a relative like Don Swayze or Joe Estevez.
  • When a character spouts exposition, be sure to think them.
  • The more recent a death, the funnier the joke. Heath Ledger jokes are currently hilarious. If someone makes a joke about, say, the Kennedy or Lincoln assassinations, chide them: "Too soon!" 9/11 jokes, however, will never go out of style.
  • Always answer rhetorical questions. The characters wouldn't have asked if they didn't want you, the audience, to respond.
  • When a scene is really insistently horrible, make a lucid comment about the color of the room or the billboard in the background.
  • When the movie makes the entire audience squirm simultaneously in silence, it never hurts to announce, "This film hates me."
  • Any shot of sand or a desert is worth at least one "The worm is the spice! The spice is the worm!" Except during Dune.
  • Don't be afraid to make the obvious joke; most often it is the joke everyone wanted to make but were to drunk to form the words.
  • Boobs instantly make any movie the "BEST MOVIE EVER!" Temporarily.
  • The brother is always the Nth to die. The brother is always the Nth to do ANYTHING. ("Why is the brother always the third to get on the plane during pre-boarding? This movie is so racist!")
  • When the picture lacks detail for whatever reason—and especially if it's intentional—holler at the tech to "Focus!"
  • Inside jokes are encouraged. If you make a joke that only one other person gets, it's even better if that one other person isn't in the room.
  • Also, explaining a joke at length makes it funner, especially if the audience didn't laugh in the first place.
  • If preshow entertainment is required, your best bet is The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables. This is especially helpful for so called "erotic" movies like Cyberella.
  • If a woman is running: "Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing." Why? Sheena!
  • Tears are not tears. They are face pee.
  • If you refer to someone as the lost Baldwin brother, name him Gummo Baldwin.
  • Whenever Shatner speaks Esperanto, everyone has to take a drink.

* Mike Spiegelman, Phil Darnowsky, Geekboy, Mikl-Em, Maura Spilia, Jim Fourniadis, Alexia Staniotes and Rhiannon Charisse

SPECIAL NOTE: io9 does not advise that you try this in a theater full of people who have not consented to hear you yell things. If you choose to try this technique with a non-consenting audience, we do not take responsibility for you getting punched or having pop dumped on your head.

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<![CDATA[Cylon PSA Poster for Your Spaceship]]> If you're worried that some of your friends and co-workers might actually be Cylons, then you need this handy "How To Spot A Cylon" poster. Not only does it serve as a public service announcement, but it will help you spot the final Cylon when the show comes back on the air next year.

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