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    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I wonder if she's wearing Velostat underwear too.... more »
    Althestane: Ok, so the ship is 'estimated' to be at max 3 meters...around 9.5 feet. Visually, it tapers at the ends and is only at it's max height for maybe 1/3r... more »
    limber: Now there's incontrovertible proof of alien cow-hankering, I'm getting a lot more suspicious of all the human abductees. Tractor-beamed out of your b... more »
    Trai_Dep: Finally, something besides over-sexed Ohio teenaged boys for cows to fear! And SO much easier to explain to the bull & calves when Else's finally retu... more »
    rootyb: "non-destructive super-resolution processes" When did UFOlogists get nonexistant CSI image processing software? "we zoomed in and had photoshop set ... more »
    Randy: Thats not a cow, thats a plastic bag. more »
    Pope John Peeps II: Aaaah. "UFO Researchers". The only totally unbiased source of completely believable, non-bullshit, UFO-related information. When will these unherald... more »
    snowcrash: "Hemopure doesn't require refrigeration, and it's stable at room temperature," she said. "It has a three-year shelf life and can be used with any bloo... more »
    Ryuku: "On an unrelated incident, a man was thrown of a plane..." more »
    warpped655: This produces more questions then it answers. If the photo is authentic: -A experimental aircraft? This for once seems like a stretch, based on the l... more »
    Smeagol92055: That's not a cow; that's clearly a humpback whale! Damn it, Kirk, get the hell back to your own century! more »
    psychiccheese: Stand 100 metres back and look at this picture. more »
    浴武士!!!! I'd like to start a manga like that: what if its just people from the future traveling back in time cuz they have a terrible beef shortage in the future.... more »
    J_Frank_Parnell: Good thing they're not abducting British cows or they might get CJD. more »
    Chuck: I can't tell you what a relief it is to know that we're not being invaded by vegetarians... more »
    Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.: Its a UFC? (Hit yourself if I have to explane that joke!) more »
    bookwench: Yet another blurry, far-away object on camera described as a UFO. The only thing this teaches me is that everything blurry and far-away processes in t... more »
    zuiquan: You've clearly misspelled "Udderly" in the title. Sorry, had to. more »
    MarlboroTestMonkey7: I'm quite sure about the UFO, but not about the cow. more »
    CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): My vote - the cow is actually a plastic bag. more »
  • #ufos

    More Proof That Aliens Want Our Beef

    Friday, we showed you incontrovertible proof that a UFO abducted a poor, defenseless cow. Still not convinced? Well, UFOlogists have analyzed the photos, and they're seeing hooves. More »
  • #ufos

    Utterly Compelling Evidence That A Cow Was Abducted By A UFO

    I'm usually suspicious of alien abduction reports. But you have to believe it when somebody says they saw a cow zooming through the sky for a UFO rendezvous. It's just too weird to be fake - as these pictures prove! More »
  • #scicraft

    Make Your Own Thought-Screen Helmet and Prevent Alien Abduction

  • #30rock

    Tina Fey Uses Her Jedi Mind Powers

  • #ufoabductionsyndrome

    If You Can Read This, You Might Be An Alien Abductee

  • #alienabduction

    Abducting Humans Is Never Easy

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