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more about #aprincessofmars dirtybacon: You know, if Traci does get nakes in this, we'll have someone in a slave Leia outfit taking it off. That might be a pop-culture sci-fi first. more » ♠ Final ♠: I thought she was ok in First Wave. Sabato Jr. makes this a car wreck worth watching. more » disatess: that waste of flesh looked horrific in Zack and miri . What wretched world to make piece of shite . I have all the books .... and then just horrible... more » DocMossy: My cheese-o-meter has gone all wonky and red-light blinky. It hasn't pegged like this since the last Robert L Lippert extravaganza I endured. This fil... more » BullfightsOnAcid: As a fan of Edgar Rice Burrough's Mars books, I've got to admit this trailer actually gets me excited. I have a feeling this movie might actually capt... more » Golem100: So, Traci Lords is really not of this earth? more » WestMantooth: Classy. more » AveryGuerra: Must see this now!! Thanks Charlie Jane! more » Smeagol92055: Boo. Martians don't wear clothes except for weapons harnesses. Is it so much to ask that Traci Lords at least complies with this? more » Grey_Area: Going out on a limb here but this may be the finest Traci Lords film made this month. more » tamoko: Sabato = Double cheestastic! I see this in heavy rotation on Sy Fy within weeks of release... more » Log1c: If Traci Lords is in a movie she pretty much has to get naked right? more » ManchuCandidate: But I thought Mars needed women! It seems that Traci is well preserved for being an 80s (underaged) porn star. more » Bill-Lee: The Martians should all be nakeder...but I love the way Asylum rushes these wonderfully schlocky movies into production. more » John Hazard: Are the giant four armed Martians supposed to be wearing masks, or are those their faces? Did they just use a Roman gladiator costume for John Carter ... more » CaractacusP: AWESOME!!!!! more » omnibus_spiritus: Oh Yeah! I'm reading Princess of Mars right now and THIS is how I imagined Deja Thoris (only as a brunette)! Give me real flesh and bone any day over ... more » Kitradu: Are you kidding? This is CHEESETASTIC!!! Where do I buy it?!?!?! more » Wookie1972: If you're going to count comics, you've gotta count him. more » Wookie1972: If we're going old school, what about Lemuel Gulliver or Baron Munchausen? more » -
#princessofmars
Traci Lords Is "A Princess Of Mars." God Help Us All.
Can't wait another couple years for the Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter Of Mars movie? You don't have to. Asylum, maker of so many bargain-basement epics, is putting out Princess Of Mars now. The trailer reveals Traci Lords' Deja Thoris. More » -
#triviagasm
Greatest Swashbuckling Heroes From 100+ Years Of SF Books
They swagger, they fight, they laugh in the face of danger. Science-fiction books have given us some of the greatest swashbuckling heroes, cutting a swathe through space and countless alternate timelines. Here are some of our favorite book heroes.
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#conceptart
The "Princess of Mars" That Pixar Won't Show You
This amazing woodcut is from a 1960s edition of Edgar Rice Burrough's classic adventure A Princess of Mars - but don't expect to see these kinds of images in Pixar's upcoming movie version. More »


