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more about #bayhem omgwtflolbbqbye: Michael Bay makes bad movies. ... What? more » Grey_Area: That twinkle in Michael Bay's eyes? A constant stream of tiny expolsions in his corneas. more » Smeagol92055: I always kind of wanted a day of my life filmed by Michael Bay. Gets up. Bed explodes. Brushes teeth, spits in sink, sink explodes. Makes eggs. Stov... more » Monkey_Bread: Michael Bay is directing a re-make of the Ten Commandments:- The burning bush is now a burning forest- The Egyptians now have machine guns- Moses is n... more » 92BuickLeSabre: No big fan of the Chuck Norris facts - because (a) they are just random acts of badassery and (b) much like everything else about Chuck Norris - they ... more » crashedpc - Haifisch: Blergh. Chuck Norris facts were amusing for a while. Michael Bay facts just make the air smell a little singed. more » Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Ads aside, the dark M&M's are very tasty. Luring me in with their evil, indeed. Nom. more » roninpenguin: Is it just me but does the coloring of the Bay M&M make him look gay? more » zuiquan: Your rage is displaced Meredith. M&Ms are a product from the same people that bring us the delicious and delectable Snickers: Mars Corp. Hershey... more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Hrm... The films of Michael Bay and M&Ms. Both sweet little delights that can be devoured over and over again with little thought and are truly e... more » Belabras: If the media in this article made me spontaneously infertile, who do I sue? more » ManchuCandidate: I think a Bayhem M&M is symbolic of his films. "Melts your brain, not in your hand" more » Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: I would not slip into a coma from this. My head would asplode as if it were a vehicle in a Bay movie, instead. There's my $20 saved. more » GreyHammer: what about megan fox? do they have extended bend over things and give me tight pants scenes?! more » dirtybacon: "So I look straight at the camera right there" "No, Shia, that's a shrub, the camera is over there." more » jajbowler: Shia: "Second star to the right..." Bay: "...and straight on 'til morning." more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: "This is why it's called directing. You just point in a direction!" more » Plague: "You see that over there? I'm gonna blow it the fuck up!" more » NerD: Blattella: Dear Mr Bay, If I pay extra, can you make Shia Lebouf die horribly in the opening credits of the third film. I know you are making a third, and I'll p... more » Meirelle: Oh... and where the fuck is Hook? Hook is lonely without his Constructicon friends. :( more » -
#michaelbay
Michaelbayfacts - The Greatest Transformers Tie-In Yet
With Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen already breaking box office records, it's no surprise that director Michael Bay has become an internet legend, with the Chuck Norris-eque Michael Bay Facts. More » -
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Choke Down The Horror Of A Bay-Faced M&M
M&Ms have been rampaging through our greatest entertainment worlds for years now, with hideous Star Wars and Oz ads. But seeing Michael Bay's face on an M&M and Optimus Prime shilling peanut-butter-and-jelly M&Ms has actually scarred us for life. More » -
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LaBeouf And Bay Strategize On Where To Hang Their "We Beat The Terminators" Trophy
We've got a round-up of stills from the sets of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, along with 22 shiny high res. stills full of splosions and Autobots, for your robot enjoyment. Roll out, and take a stab at the caption. More » -
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Transformers Roll Call: Who's In And Who's Out?
Paramount has whipped up a handy little Transformers roll call list for Michael Bay's sequel. So who made the cut? More » -
#transformers3
We Knew Transformers Was A Trilogy
Ignoring anything and everything that director Michael Bay may have said about Transformers 2 not being the middle chapter of anything, Paramount announced yesterday that Transformers 3 will be released on July 1st, 2011. More » -
#transformers2
Transformers 2's Soundwave May Sound Familiar
Peter Cullen may not be the only 1980s Transformers cartoon veteran to arrive on the big screen, if a message board post from Revenge of the Fallen's Michael Bay is anything to go by. More » -
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Transformers 2 Trailer Secrets Revealed
The splodey Transformer trailer smashed all our minds (and Optimus Primes' face as well). But wait, there's more than just robot carnage. We broke down each still for all the secret goodness. More » -
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Michael Bay Sets Robot Fighting Terms Between Terminators And Transformers
Will there never be peace in the world of giant fighting-bots? Apparently not, if Michael Bay has anything to do about it. Bay has finally admitted he'd love to McG's Terminators fight his Transformers. More » -
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New Transformers 2 Pics Online
Flying cars and an upset Shia? It must be new pictures from the set of Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, offering carnage, vehicular damage and running actors. And there are new plot details. Spoilers assemble! -
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Transformers 2 Reshoots As It Prepares For First Glimpse
Are Michael Bay's robots still rolling out across America? Reports are suggesting that Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is undergoing reshoots even as its first teaser trailer is about to hit screens. Is the movie in trouble, or is there more than meets the eye?


