• more about #bella
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Perhaps the weight of all the grease in his hair has caused him to no longer be able to stand upright? Also, Meredith, I think the message should be ... more »
    MargaretMoony: Yet none of this explains why Edward is trying to head butt Bella in the vadge. more »
    beach_bum1303: Yes, SEX IS BAD, PEOPLE! But what is happening in that picture? more »
    Dimbo_Sama: anyone else find the picture for this item as hillarious as I do? more »
    TheGreenRanger: well, i have read these books (give me a break, i got the whole set as a present!), i have to admit i was curious to see what all the fuss was about. ... more »
    HomicidalUnicorns: Actually, in the fourth book the annoying baby (later named Renesmee, wtf) breaks her ribs and almost kills her blah blah blah, but it doesn't get out... more »
    Kiamat: Where are Blade and Buffy when you really need them!? They'd put an end to all this sparkly nonsense! ...unless, of course, Buffy fell in love with ... more »
    jesbelle: He's just seconds from re-enacting the scene in the fourth book where Edward bites the baby out of Bella, um, so yeah, these are teen romances and not... more »
    geesejuggler: "...impregnated with Edward's evil baby and it judo kicks right out of her chest breaking her rib cage." And the moral of the story is babies are ev... more »
    evildead1971: she can do movies for the rest of her life, but she will always be bella more »
    FrankN.Stein: really? out of her ribcage? at least she Mayer steals from good movies... (I hope the baby scrambles of into the spaceship to eat every member of the ... more »
    Project Thanatos: Can't wait... FOR THIS TERRIBLE SERIES TO END. more »
    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: What...what are they doing in that picture? more »
  • #newmoon

    Twilight 3: Less Sparkle, More Blood And Guts

    Color us not surprised: New Moon is already selling out showtimes. Plus, the director for Eclipse tires of this werewolf-vampire love triangle, and promises us a gory guy friendly vampire war. But the real violence should be in the finale. More »
  • #twilightreview

    Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self

    Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is, that's not exactly true (well, apart from the Robert Pattinson thing). I went in expecting the worst, and came out convinced that I'd seen The Dark Knight for tween girls. More »