io9 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #captainkirk kkroeger: In reading through the comments, I'm noticing two trends that I find interesting - purely from a detached, "hmm, that's interesting" point of view - n... more » se7a7n7: Still with the "Kirk would just have sex with her"... The thought is incredibly juvenile. If Kirk even had that thought, ABOUT A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL... ... more » The Curse of Millhaven: Whedonesque kind of ruined this poll by linking to it. Thus it is no longer a vote among Io9 readers but rather a contest of who can get more of their... more » OraBabalas: Ridiculous. Kirk would use the phase inverting psychic dampening field to shut down Rivers powers. Then Bones would fix her brain and River would fa... more » Jim Topoleski: I think its time for the nuclear option to be used. There may be a lot of Browncoats on this board, but they will be nothing once the Star Wars nerds ... more » CJG: Just put River Tam up against Willow Rosenberg already. (Wait, not like that! Pervs.) I don't think anyone else is going to knock her off the pedestal. more » AngryEddy: The Summer Glau factor is clearly at work here, and that means no one's going to look past the hotness to vote for someone else - even if they deserve... more » Grey_Area: Will Day Three ever end? more » Dwight_Knight: This entire progression of polls will in prove that River Tam does in fact beat up everybody. more » bookwench: Meh. Too easy. Now if you'd put *Spock* in there, I might have been worried for our girl. more » fraying: Tam would fuck Kirk up. more » allium: Hrm...really depends on what show's tropes we're playing with. In TOS-land (perhaps episode 98, partway through the fourth season that never was), Ri... more » GisforGrenade: Ok I understand that everyone loves Josh Whedon on this site but for the love of God who the hell puts River Tam over James T Kirk, being badass is al... more » BlueBeard: Of course she would kick Kirk's ass. Once she dodges his lame double ax handle he's out of moves. more » OsDavis: Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...! more » Dwight_Knight: Anyone who thinks Captain kirk can beat River Tam is in major fanboi denial. The only Baddass that can compare to River Tam is Bruce Lee. Even then wi... more » TheGreenRanger: No power in the 'verse can stop her more » laikapants: CJA, Question: When is the final round (aka, how many more chances do we get to stop the Mighty Morphin River war machine)? Suggestion: Next time we... more » KryptonZero: It would go like this: They get into a fight, but before you know it they end up kissing and then the camera angles change and the backgrounds go int... more » gorehound: what is it with all the river and not the kirk........... more » -
#io9smackdown
Television's Biggest Badass Of All Time, Day Four: River Vs. Kirk
The battle of the Summer Glaus was long and fierce — but we're calling it. River Tam vanquished her robotic twin, Cameron. But how will River do against the man who doesn't believe in the no-win situation: James T. Kirk?
More »
-
#triviagasm
Back from the Dead: Eleven Scifi Resurrections
The number of times you can say "I thought you were dead!" in science fiction is probably only rivaled by characters in soap operas. In honor of Easter, here are eleven of the best resurrections.
More »
