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more about #cirquedufreak more comments → NightMystic: Just got back from watching this movie. Yes, there were some acting issues on part of the two boys, but man was I surprised. I had a great time watchi... more » Starwatcher: I don't care how badly it is made/acted/etc. Just by sheer design it will obviously be more watchable than Twilight. Meh, I'll rent it (something I'... more » atele004: I still think I would rather see a Dr. Steve Brule movie. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Can we please stop turning vampires into pussies? Whatever happened to badass vampires that actually want to kill people? #vampiresassistant more » HowIsYourFlat: I have a high hope for this movie. For the record, I really don't get the people who love Twilight. It was a messy melodrama sprinkled with vampire ... more » MargaretMoony: Meh, still looks better than Twilight. #vampiresassistant more » MonstersAndRockets: I'm all for unusual-looking people being sex symbols, that's always neat... But John C. Reilly? As Mr. Sexy Vampire Guy? Really? The man kind of looks... more » Daumier: Every time you call John C. Reilly sexy, I throw up in my mouth a little. And I think you made "Vampaneze" up. You could tell me Vampaneze is in the ... more » gorehound: Call me a moron but I still think that the original talking vampire film with Bela Lugosi is the best one done. For one thing an interesting fact is m... more » tetracycloide: saying things in french is 'fancy?' i'm sure the french would be glad to hear you say that. sounds like a perfect renter/netflixer/torrenter flick f... more » it must be bunnies: Once again io9 has saved my hard earned movie going money. Thanks Meredith! #vampiresassistant more » pixysix: Bwuh?! You are calling John C. Reilly sexy here? He looks like he just rolled out of bed and his bed is in a mental institution. You can keep him. #va... more » Mischif: I really don't know how to feel about this movie: On one hand I read these growing up and I remember liking them, and I don't think they'll be able to... more » Alessar: I'm really curious about how this movie will do. There are both plusses and minuses to it. They're advertising it during The Vampire Diaries so word i... more » muteboy: Dafoe was excellent in 'Shadow of the Vampire'. His character describing the book 'Dracula' as sad was very touching. [www.imdb.com] #vampiresassistant more » -
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John C. Reilly's Vampire Seduction Is A Love/Hate Experience
Our vampire glut continues with Vampire's Assistant, which replaces fangs with fingernails and gives vampires "healing spit" powers. The good parts are enchanting, but the copious bad parts will leave a "bad blood" taste in your mouth. Spoilers ahead... More » -
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Vampire's Assistant Proves Vampires Can Make Anyone Sexy... Except Willem Dafoe
John C. Reilly pulls off the undead sexiness in Vampire's Assistant, as new clips prove. On the other hand, there's Willem Dafoe's effeminate pencil-thin mustached vamp impersonation. Watch for yourself, below. More » -
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8 Clips From Vampire's Assistant Prove Salma Hayek's Still Sexy, Even With Facial Hair
We're actually very excited about John C. Reilly as the vampire ringmaster in the movie of the Cirque du Freak novels. First, he can act. And second, the movie's not just limited to vampires, there's a whole mess of freaks. More » -
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Don Cheadle Talks War Machine. Let Me In Cast Confirmed. Plus Who's Smallville's Sexy New Hero?
Cheadle, Paltrow, and ScarJo talk from the set of Iron Man 2, and Let Me In's cast is confirmed. Plus a Cirque Du Freak clip, and a town goes mad in The Crazies' trailer. And DC's sexiest superhero visits Smallville. More » -
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First Look At The Vampire Slap Fights From The Traveling Freak Show
Can these zoomy undead kids perk your vampire fetish? The first clip from the traveling-freak-circus film The Vampire's Assistant, with a bearded Salma Hayek and John C. Reily as vampire ringleader, pins teen vamp against vamp, with hot streak-effect action. More » -
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One Character on Heroes is Dying, Another May Make the Move to Lost
One Heroes character gets a death sentence, a Heroes actor may turn up on Lost, and someone's seen the pilot script for Day One. Plus plenty of spoilers for Fringe, True Blood, The Book of Eli, Chuck, and Eureka. More » -
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John C. Reilly Wants You To Join His Circus of Freaks
The new trailer for the renamed Vampire's Assistant (formerly Cirque Du Freak) is out, and displaying all the crazies in John C. Rielly's circus - including Ken Wantanabe as Mr. Tall and a bearded Salma Hayek. More » -
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Cirque du Freak Changed To Vampire Assistant, Because That's Better?
The live adaptation of the vampire circus novel series Cirque du Freak staring John C. Reilly, Willem Dafoe and Salma Hayek has swapped out names and put out a poster. Gonna say I like the original better. [First Showing] -
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Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters
A monster from Big Man Japan is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The LA Times has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best. More »
