<![CDATA[io9: cobracommander]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: cobracommander]]> http://io9.com/tag/cobracommander http://io9.com/tag/cobracommander <![CDATA[Is Cobra Commander Getting A Casual Makeover? [Gi Joe]]]> Comic publisher IDW released this image yesterday without any information other than that it's a new character appearing in a series they're launching this month. But that face-concealing mask? That lapel pin? We think it's Cobra Commander's new look.

There's another giveway in the image; the "Anto" signature, which belongs to Antonio Fuso, artist of last year's surprisingly enjoyable GI Joe: Cobra series... which just so happens to have a sequel beginning this month.

As for the new look itself, we think we like it. Sure, it's not got the military chic of his original look - or the cloth-head, for that matter - but it fits in with the understatedness of the Cobra revamp in general, and there's something amusingly "motivational speaker" about the turtleneck-and-suit look. But what do you think? Does this look say "Terrorist Leader" to you?

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<![CDATA[The Cobra Commander Talks About His Mangled Face Time [Cobra Commander]]]> We've already seen the dreaded Cobra Commander's live action face reveal in toy form forG.I. Joe. But actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt thinks the character's Daniel Day-Lewis good. We're still not sold... especially when he compares it to a Russian Clown Show.

In an interview with New York Magazine, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, an actor that we normally absolutely adore, talks about what they did to him for his role as Cobra Commander, in the new live action G.I. Joe flick.

There's this crazy kind of get-up that I wear. It's got makeup and it's got all this other stuff, and it's a mask, basically. You can hardly tell it's me. And that, to me, is the best. That's why I love Daniel Day-Lewis or Gary Oldman. Actors like that, where they're so different as each character, the actor disappears. Doing G.I. Joe made it real easy to disappear because of all the elaborate stuff on my face. And it demands a totally different kind of acting style. You sort of check your realism at the door.

Oook that's a stretch with the Oldman and DDL stuff, but he's an actor's actor — it's how they talk, plus he seemed open to it. Moving on...

I was thinking of Slava's Snowshow the whole time [Gordon-Levitt is a producer for the avant-garde Russian clown show]. In Snowshow, they put on makeup; it's old-fashioned makeup, totally different, of course, than what we did in G.I. Joe, but they put stuff on their face to create a character. Now, the guy who put stuff on my face, Kazuhiro Tsuji is his name, the protégé of Rick Baker - he's an artist, man! He's such an admirable artist, and to watch him do this work and have it be all on my face, it's just so fun. And then I get to play with that and create a performance out of that, instead of my own face. It's so much fun for someone like me who gets off on different acting styles, playing with the craft. That's what G.I. Joe is about for me.

Oh JGL stop trying to make this sound cooler than it really is, it's an action movie, with power suits, we know what we're getting into. Who's he really trying to convince here? Although, I do appreciate your attempt to sway me that the mask will be anything but awful.

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<![CDATA[Cobra Commander's Face Not A Total Wash? [G.i. Joe]]]> I think we all remember the terrible fail that was the leaked toy face of G.I. Joe's live action Cobra Commander. Now, the Cobra actor, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is trying to put our minds at ease.

In an interview, Gordon-Levitt said it was the face of Cobra Commander that got him interested in the part in the first place. And reassured us that what we've seen isn't truly the face of the Commander, in the most side-stepping manner ever:

That toy is not my face. It's a mask. I like that I get to keep my face. It has less to do with me and more to do with this character that I helped create. That's more thrilling to me. It's this thing that was born out of a creative, collaborative process between me and a bunch of other people that all worked on creating this character.

Well, clearly it's a scuba mask and not your face - this is what upsets us. But if you're telling the fans that there will be another reveal of the face under the tubes and gadgets, I could maybe, possibly, sign on for that. [AP]

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<![CDATA[Cobra Commander's Hideously Disappointing Face Revealed [Cobra Commander]]]> We've shown you the face of Cobra Commander from the kids' toy line of the new live action G.I. Joe movie. But the previous plastic cherub face could not prepare us for the real thing.

The folks over at Topless Robot pointed us in the direction of this monstrosity. This, my friends, is the face of the live action Cobra Commander:


I know: he looks like a silver scuba instructor. Poor Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who is playing this foe to the Joe crew) is going to have to work with chest tubes and what looks like some sort of green popsicle gun. My problem with it is it's too complicated, too silly. Even that fake ripped chest plate is disappointing. Here is the full toy:

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<![CDATA[Is This The Face Of The Movie Cobra Commander? [G.i. Joe]]]> Will theG.I. Joe Cobra Commander reveal disappoint? The "Combat Heroes," which are tiny baby-faced toy versions of the cast, have printed the Cobra Commander's hoodless face on their packaging and it ain't pretty. Spoilers ahead.



I'm not sure what the rest of you think, but to me? This is a big disappointment. They've already changed the voice and removed CC's hood from most of the movie, but this look is pretty miserable. It just looks silly, and I fear that the movie's big reveal will be pretty terrible. That said, if they just put Snake Eyes in it the entire time , everything will be ok.

To see the actual doll in all it's crap-tastic wonder visit Cool Toy Review.

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<![CDATA[GI Joe Movie Turns Fan Service Into High-Tech Complex Drama [Gi Joe]]]> Ignore all those robots in disguise already; 2009 will be the year of GI Joe, thanks to the Resolute cartoon and upcoming movie. And at the GI Joe panel Thursday morning, Hasbro executives and the creators of both projects explained just why everything they do, they do it for you.

After showing the previously revealed test animation for Resolute, supervising director Joaquim Dos Santos explained that the new show (visually inspired by Ghost In The Shell) will not only be more violent and "adult" than the original, but also more realistic in its weaponary. Ignoring the laser guns of the '80s cartoon, the new show will use real-life tech projected ten years in the future: "Our idea is to be realistic for what actual soldiers will be using in five to ten years."

While Resolute is clearly being viewed as Hasbro as an introduction to GI Joe for new audiences, Dos Santos added that they're definitely not out to alienate old audiences, saying that the show's being created to be the show that you wanted to see when you were a bloodthirsty fourteen years old in the 1980s: "It really is for the fans."

That was the continuing theme during the panel, with Joe comic writer and movie consultant Larry Hama joining in:

From the very beginning, even after the first issue of the comic, I got lots and lots of letters, hundreds of them. I realized it had to be interactive. If the fans didn't like it, it was gone. It's because of you, it's your story.

Talking about the upcoming movie, the producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura and writer Stuart Beattie (himself a fan of the 1980s comic series and toy line) discussed the problems with having so many characters. Di Bonaventura started by saying,

When we did Transformers, we had to find a human way into the story. With GI Joe, there are a lot of humans.

Their solution to this problem was twofold. Firstly, having multiple character arcs throughout the movie playing out against a very basic plot, and the second... well, more movies, as Beattie explained:

I'm big on simple plots and complex characters... I tried to model the movie on Raiders of The Lost Ark. Instead of ten four minute action sequences, we have four ten minute action sequences. I'm serious; there are only four action sequences, and they just keep getting bigger and bigger... They're such rich characters, I wanted to make sure that they were best represented... In order to deal with all the characters, we thought sequels would be the best way to go.

The team were very clear about The Rise of Cobra being the first of a planned series, as when di Bonaventura discussed the massive budget for the movie:

Paramount gave us more money to make this first movie than they did on Transformers.

The best news about the movie came when someone asked why Christopher Eccleston's Destro is being portrayed as the main villain. Won't there be any movie version of Cobra Commander? Writer Beatie paused, smiled, and then answered:

Well, the movie IS called 'The Rise of Cobra', so I'm sure you'll see Cobra Commander in there.

Of course, I expect we'll see a lot more of him in the sequels.

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<![CDATA[Power-Armor Vs. Nano-Tech Super Soldiers, In G.I. Joe [G.i. Joe]]]> scarlettgijoe.jpgStarship Troopers 3 may finally show us a glimpse of the powered armor Heinlein talks about in the novel — but we'll get our real power armor fix from the G.I. Joe movie, coming in 2009. I haven't been sure whether Joe really counted as science fiction, but a new script review gives plenty of reasons to accept it as belonging to the genre, including armor with invisibility powers, miraculous nano-technology, and super-soldiers created by a mad scientist. The costumes may look a bit Batman And Robin-esque (power-armor-breasts!) but the storyline sounds awesomely pulpy enough for ten sawmills. Spoilers, and a gallery, below.

Here's the movie's premise: the G.I. Joe team, led by Duke (Channing Tatum), fights for freedom wherever there is trouble. And their arch nemesis is Cobra Commander and his Cobra Force. The movie is based on a Hasbro line of toys, but also on a comic-book series from the 1980s, which had the Joe squad working out of "The Pit."

CC2K has an early review of the movie's script, and apparently it includes:

  • "Accelerator suits," which allow the G.I. Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets.
  • A "nano-bomb" that the Cobra Commander wants to launch — which launches a swarm of nanites that eat all of the buildings and machinery, without harming any of the people. (And how do the nanites know when to stop eating all the non-organic matter? Will this be explained at all?)
  • The Neo-Vipers, super-soldiers enhanced by nanotech, so they can't feel pain or remorse. (And maybe they can actually regenerate from injuries? It's not clear.) A mad scientist, known only as the Doctor, creates these soldiers for Destro, who's horribly disfigured after a fight with Duke. Destro wears a mask made out of nanotechnology, which allows the Doctor, aka Commander, to control his mind.
  • hawt babe Scarlett (Rachel Nichols, see pic above) who is a virgin, despite wearing breast-exaggerating armor (which can turn invisible.) Marlon Wayans' wacky sidekick character Ripcord has the hots for Scarlett, who says she'll date him if he can shoot her on an obstacle course. He fails to hit her, and later realizes he was actually shooting real arrows instead of "training arrows." Also, Dennis Quaid plays "Hawk," their leader, and The Rock is rumored to play Shipwreck, another one of the good guys.
  • a weird backstory involving a romance between Channing Tatum's Duke and Sienna Miller's evil Baroness. They almost got married, and now she's a Nazi or something. The Baroness says things like, "Deep down, you're still the man I fell in love with." And "Do it, Duke. You've already killed me once."
  • futuristic killer ninjas, as we already mentioned a while back. [CinCity2000]
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