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more about #crank2 more comments → Rasselas: Annalee, are you married? I, uh, ask because a friend of mine.... more » Grey_Area: Somehow this is a perfect summation to io9's salute to the Hyu-mon Mating Season. Much blessings to all you hormone-crazed mammals. Blessings! more » mediareport: Wow, this gush really makes me doubt io9's brains. I suppose I'll reserve final judgment until I'm drunk and at someone's house watching the Crank Yan... more » IraeNicole: Can't wait to see it. Hmm I hadn't really connected the names but are you the same person who wrote "Trannychaser"? [www.nerve.com] more » Moff: Do you think it's gonna be a trilogy? more » GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I'm sorry, but when I see the Great Beef running in front of a pyramid, all I can think of is National Treasure. Damn you Nick Cage and Michael Bay! more » botanicidal: "What if we have two dumb Transformers that are young and dumb?" - McBay. Wow. No words. No words but 'epic fail'? more » Dethzilla: He'll probably transform to Hiro.... and it will be revealed that the dark Hiro from the first season was actually Sylar coming back to the past to ge... more » DustbinCarbonara: I bet the return of a charcter we thought we'd never see again in Heroes is Tracy because they totally haven't been telling us she's coming back next ... more » alphanumeric1971: Great! Stephen Colbert is going to be against "Dollhouse", now that there are bears involved! Good going Joss! more » blorp: Man, Amy brings the sexy/crazy/funny to whatever she does. Amy Smart pole-dancing Win! "Corey Haim... ...He was so grateful to be back at work after ... more » NerD: Blattella: The greatest thing about the first movie, is that they are all full of bullshit and swagger and adrenaline. This replaces plot, and characterization. ... more » alphanumeric1971: Oh Jason Statham, you can do no wrong! (And yes I'm deliberately forgetting "In the name of the king") more » twophrasebark: I always say this, but I think in Crank 3 he should have to drink blood to survive. Even though it sounds like vampire, the way they do these movies i... more » geekgrrl: oh, Bai Ling. you and your fashion tastes are an endless delight. she's so damn genuine about her crazy. btw, what the hell is that hanging from her s... more » -
#crank2review
“Crank 2” Is An Epic of Sleazy Darwinism
You know what to expect from Crank 2 in its very first seconds, when the words "Fuck You Chev Chelios" flash on screen in 8-bit videogame script. Because Chev is your hero. Spoilers ahead. More » -
#morningspoilers
Every Wolverine Question, Answered! Every New Transformers Robot, Profiled!
Did Wolverine get a whole new structure? What's the dumbest robot in Transformers 2? What would happen in Dollhouse season two? Your questions, answered with spoilers! Plus Crank 2, Chuck, Lost and Heroes. More » -
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Amy Smart Talks Crank 3 Possibilities And Dirty Hose Play
We shared a few minutes with Jason Statham's main Crank lady, and she spilled on upping the insanity-sex ante from the original, beating up Bai Ling, and a possible third Crank movie. More » -
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Bai Ling Wrote Her Own Crank 2 Dialogue
Crank 2's script may have been the "most offensive" Jason Statham ever read - but that was before costar Bai Ling rewrote it. Bai told us about catfights, upskirts and the craziest movie ever. Spoilers! More » -
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Crank High Voltage Trailer Gives Jason Statham One Hour To Live
The brand new Crank High Voltage spot shows the not-dead-yet Chev Chelios sporting a robotic heart with the battery power of one hour. When the power's out, it's time to taste a power cable. More » -
#crank2
Jason Statham Makes Out With A Jumper Cable. We're So Turned On Right Now.
Chev Chelios is back, and we couldn't be happier. We're looking forward to Crank 2's insane antics, especially its 1,000 ways of torturing Jason Statham while keeping him sexy. New pics await you, below. More » -
#crank2trailer
Find Out Why The Hell Chev Chelios Is Still Alive In Crank 2 Trailer
The number one question on everyone's mind with Crank 2 is, How the heck is Chev still alive and kicking? This trailer lays it all on the line. More » -
#crankhighvoltage
Crank 2 Poster Delivers Exactly What We Want From Statham
Pain, violence, gross pulsing veins — yep, Crank 2 is delivering all the goods I want from this cracked-out Jason Statham flick. Check out each poster separately below. More » -
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#movies
Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters
A monster from Big Man Japan is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The LA Times has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best. More »
