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more about #crank2highvoltage GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE: I'm sorry, but when I see the Great Beef running in front of a pyramid, all I can think of is National Treasure. Damn you Nick Cage and Michael Bay! more » botanicidal: "What if we have two dumb Transformers that are young and dumb?" - McBay. Wow. No words. No words but 'epic fail'? more » Dethzilla: He'll probably transform to Hiro.... and it will be revealed that the dark Hiro from the first season was actually Sylar coming back to the past to ge... more » DustbinCarbonara: I bet the return of a charcter we thought we'd never see again in Heroes is Tracy because they totally haven't been telling us she's coming back next ... more » alphanumeric1971: Great! Stephen Colbert is going to be against "Dollhouse", now that there are bears involved! Good going Joss! more » alphanumeric1971: Hey, any movie that has the tagline "He was dead, but he got better" has my movie going dollars! more » Grey_Area: Chev's problems might be solve if he relied on reusable energy instead. It would give an important environmental message. He could wear an enormous so... more » RiceBandit: Jason Statham, the most worthless actor ever. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Too bad that battery isn't user replaceable... more » ExtensionOfBob: You always got me, Meredith...but nothing can wipe the bad taste of the first movie out of my mouth. So sad because I kinda want to be into it, but it... more » robot-shmobot: I'm sick of movie titles separated by a colon and a description. Crank 2: High Voltage Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li Underworld: Rise of the L... more » d_r_e: Well, it looks like I finally have to see this film to know why you are all drooling over this. From what I've read on the Wiki page, it sounds like a... more » Kaiser-Machead: Who took the jam out'f your donut? You did, Stratham, you did. Welcome to type-cast hell. more » Belabras: Seen it already, but can't say enough how much I'm looking forward to this. In Crank we trust. more » crashedpc - Haifisch: I'm pretty sure it's Bai Ling, though. more » crashedpc - Haifisch: I... I... *runs to bathroom* more » resonanteye: Hellyeah! more » corpore-metal: So you have to wonder where the other clamp is attached to his body? I mean it two of those clamps to make a circuit, right? He's like a poor person's... more » full.tang.halo: step 1) Jason Statham step 2) Senseless violence / Vague Plot step 3) ????? step 4) Profit! more » crashedpc - Haifisch: Holy shit an indirect Monty Python reference?? Never mind torrents. It's off to the theaters! more » -
#morningspoilers
Every Wolverine Question, Answered! Every New Transformers Robot, Profiled!
Did Wolverine get a whole new structure? What's the dumbest robot in Transformers 2? What would happen in Dollhouse season two? Your questions, answered with spoilers! Plus Crank 2, Chuck, Lost and Heroes. More » -
#exclusive
Crank High Voltage Trailer Gives Jason Statham One Hour To Live
The brand new Crank High Voltage spot shows the not-dead-yet Chev Chelios sporting a robotic heart with the battery power of one hour. When the power's out, it's time to taste a power cable. More » -
#crank2
Jason Statham Makes Out With A Jumper Cable. We're So Turned On Right Now.
Chev Chelios is back, and we couldn't be happier. We're looking forward to Crank 2's insane antics, especially its 1,000 ways of torturing Jason Statham while keeping him sexy. New pics await you, below. More » -
#crank2trailer
Find Out Why The Hell Chev Chelios Is Still Alive In Crank 2 Trailer
The number one question on everyone's mind with Crank 2 is, How the heck is Chev still alive and kicking? This trailer lays it all on the line. More »
