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more about #crankhighvoltage FrankN.Stein: will there be public sex? otherwise i'm not interested... #crank more » Jesse Astle: So, basically it's an hour long show of there only being ten seconds left on the timer. #crank more » Strakus: I'm always cracked up when the pitchmen for a show or movie line up their selling points, and it exactly mirrors what grated on my nerves at their las... more » ceptri: Make it 30 minutes long. Write a 60 minute show and just don't film the first 30! Sounds great! #crank more » gorehound: who cares about plot when you have guns and gore and death........... might be good on a ADULT channel but they will make it PG13 and remove all the g... more » brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(: George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation. [George is the only one laughi... more » shaunmcilroy: It's almost like NBC are taking the most exciting parts of Heroes, calling it Zeroes and hoping it does well #crank more » NotChoinski: It stars Jay Leno frantically attempting to get our attention for under $5ok per epsiode. #crank more » Roklimber: SWAT for the 21st century TV audience. #crank more » Belabras: Well that should work for about a season, but I don't really see this becoming a long running show. #crank more » Alasdair5000: So it's Thunderbirds level rescue/action fiction but REALLY CRAZY THE WHOLE TIME?! HELL yes I'm there:) #crank more » ManchuCandidate: Fuck plot and context. Guns! Guns!!! GUNSSSSS!!!! Just call it action porn. #crank more » Rasselas: Annalee, are you married? I, uh, ask because a friend of mine.... more » Grey_Area: Somehow this is a perfect summation to io9's salute to the Hyu-mon Mating Season. Much blessings to all you hormone-crazed mammals. Blessings! more » mediareport: Wow, this gush really makes me doubt io9's brains. I suppose I'll reserve final judgment until I'm drunk and at someone's house watching the Crank Yan... more » IraeNicole: Can't wait to see it. Hmm I hadn't really connected the names but are you the same person who wrote "Trannychaser"? [www.nerve.com] more » Josh Wimmer: Do you think it's gonna be a trilogy? more » blorp: Man, Amy brings the sexy/crazy/funny to whatever she does. Amy Smart pole-dancing Win! "Corey Haim... ...He was so grateful to be back at work after ... more » NerD: Blattella: The greatest thing about the first movie, is that they are all full of bullshit and swagger and adrenaline. This replaces plot, and characterization. ... more » alphanumeric1971: Oh Jason Statham, you can do no wrong! (And yes I'm deliberately forgetting "In the name of the king") more » -
#cranktv
Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
How can the creators of Crank and Gamer bring their frenetic brand of over-the-top action fantasy to network television? By coming up with a show that cuts straight to the panicked, violent conclusion each and every episode. More » -
#crank2review
“Crank 2” Is An Epic of Sleazy Darwinism
You know what to expect from Crank 2 in its very first seconds, when the words "Fuck You Chev Chelios" flash on screen in 8-bit videogame script. Because Chev is your hero. Spoilers ahead. More » -
#crank2
Amy Smart Talks Crank 3 Possibilities And Dirty Hose Play
We shared a few minutes with Jason Statham's main Crank lady, and she spilled on upping the insanity-sex ante from the original, beating up Bai Ling, and a possible third Crank movie. More » -
#crankhighvoltage
Crank 2 Poster Delivers Exactly What We Want From Statham
Pain, violence, gross pulsing veins — yep, Crank 2 is delivering all the goods I want from this cracked-out Jason Statham flick. Check out each poster separately below. More » -
#movies
Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters
A monster from Big Man Japan is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The LA Times has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best. More »
