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more about #cropcircles alphanumeric1971: Okay, to everyone harping on why they're not touting the latest in fancy schmancy photographic and scientific equipment, it's because they can't affor... more » Roklimber: I thought I had posted this before, but apparently not... Call me when it's the UFO that does the touching. more » Sheogorath: Cue low resolution, tiny, grainy pictures. You would think in this day and age of photoshop and decent CGI that people would at least TRY. more » BadUncle: I look forward to their confessional memoirs, like these: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=crop-circle-confession http://www.manches... more » CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): Alright, I call bollocks! Actually, he probably touched the TARDIS. And then it disappeared... more » David Bullaro: Good job, they can put that up on the flickr account along with the one of them holding up the Tower of Pisa and the one where they crushed someone's ... more » TheBirthOfCool: The guy in pic number 4 has no legs and uses a strange, alien energy source to float over the fields. This asswhipe is clearly a government plant, wh... more » Alasdair5000: Why didn't the others get out of the car? Why did they only have one camera? Did they have any instruments with them to measure any changes in ... more » Mecharine: You would think for people who call themselves "investigators", they would have DSLR's with long-range lenses. But instead,they use 3 megapixel camerp... more » darkminstrel: Holy gods! The Red Lectroids are he...oh. Farce. more » AEchinoderm: "I don't think I touched anything solid" Me neither! "But why couldn't I see it where I was, while Paul could not only see it, he videotaped it for ... more » AEchinoderm: Oh noes! The guy's being attacked by Lost's black smoke! more » t3knomanser: That really looks like forced perspective. And it looks like a mylar blimp, although I don't think a mylar blimp could hold station very well out of d... more » FrankN.Stein: ok - just .. why is every single UFO photo blurry and absolutly uselsess? Must be some kind of conspiracy there ..... more » Arryma: I'd love to see the reaction this would elicit from that baseball cap/sunglasses whack job on UFO Hunters. more » Atomsmoosher: Hey, its Retro-90s nonsense, complete with Linda Moulton Howe/Art Bell kookery. The fact that Howe obviously still believes in alien origins for crop ... more » Emmanuel_Goldstein: Looks like a radio controlled blimp I've considered buying many times & it looks like it's behind him, but whatever. more » stereobot: why do pictures 3 and 4 look like terrible photoshop jobs? I would hate to find out this was all a hoax.. more » StutiBaboon: Hey, at least it's not the tired old Greys-with-anal-probes story. I'll give 'em a few points just for that. more » Ozyman666: I touched Scarlett Johansson's boob!!!! Oh, wait, I just touched my TV while she was being interviewed. Then I touched myself. more » -
#ufos
"I Touched A Crop-Circle-Making UFO," Says Investigator
Today's UFO mystery comes to you from Barbury Castle, UK, where two crop circle investigators earlier this summer got kicked out of a cornfield. But then they touched a mysterious craft near the circles. And got it on film! More » -
#signsandportents
Did This Jellyfish Crop Circle Accurately Predict A Solar Storm?
Discovered last month in a UK barley field, this crop circle appears to be a jellyfish. But intrepid crop circle analysts have discovered that it predicts a devastating solar storm on July 7. And they have diagrams to prove it. More » -
#cropcircles
Drugged Out Wallabies Are Trying To Get In Touch With Aliens
Don't waste another second attempting to decode Aussie crop circles — the alien mystery has been solved. They are, in fact, just a gang of no-good wallabies getting high and running around in circles. More »
