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    Purple Dave: I, for one, am offended by what you're implying about the Watchmen movie. more »
    Pope John Peeps II: Moff, if I were you, regarding how you got this gig, I WOULD NOT complain about commenters. more »
    Fishypu: Perhaps he is not going to space, but rather, CYBERspace? Eh? Ehhh? eh. more »
    ♠ Final ♠: Damn this economy. Hopefully he has some kind of COBRA Continuation Health Coverage to get him over the hump. more »
    lightninglouie: I guess Wayne Coyne was right: It's just too heavy for Superman to lift. (The local Sunday paper, that is. Ah, I kill me.) more »
    RAHfanboy: Flawless perfection (as opposed to the other kind). more »
    mitchel_stevens: You have a real name? more »
    NotChoinski: Lois Lane could always replace Monica Crowley on the McLaughlin Group. Eleanor Clift would still walk all over her. more »
    92BuickLeSabre: Moff, could you stop writing on the weekends? Maybe a day when work is slow and I'm bored, like a Tuesday or Thursday, Wednesday, or Monday? (But no... more »
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: THIS IS A DISASTER!!11! Funny stuff as always, Moff. more »
    jajbowler: based on his inner monologue about the nature of his tears, clark kent could publish a collection of poems and then go on a book tour where he could l... more »
    Dr Emilio Lizardo: Moff deserves a raise. He always makes me laugh. I'd suggest doubling his pay, but if he's an intern, that won't go very far. more »
    Grey_Area: FIRST!!!!!! What, no Ambush Bug?!?!?! This is totel fale!!!! Yoo am werse then Hitler!!!!!!!!! I, for one, welcome your newsletter. more »
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    Superman Cannot Save the Planet This Time