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more about #economy miss_so_unknown: That bailout plea is as convincing as the real ones being presented right now. (I wonder if Lex used his personal videographer to record that tape.) more » B: Superman is a Super Dick. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: With all the money he saves on haircuts the guy should be swimming in loot... more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: The only thing that sucks about The Dark Knight being so good and successful is that it won't lead to yet another reboot where they could cast this ma... more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: I LOVE JON HAMM!!!!!!!! and this has increased my love for him exponentially. I hate that there's so much time between seasons of Mad Men :: is this g... more » Alexis: Oh Jon Hamm, there is almost too much to love in this. more » salthegeek: One of the problems I have with Superman is the Luthor Paradox. one of these days he's going to break down and give up and just say FUCK IT he's a ma... more » Andrew Liptak: Ahahaha. Brilliant. more » NerD: Blattella: LOL! Superman reverses the national debt. more » Rasselas: "I'm getting older and... and he isn't, and that's why I need to put your tax dollars to work." more » -
#jonhammismylexluthor
Lex Luthor Needs A Billion Dollar Bailout
Oh yes, that is Mad Men's Jon Hamm asking our government for a billion bucks because his previous "trying to kill Superman" project hasn't gone as well as he'd hoped. More » -
#depressingscifi
Will The Recession Make Hollywood Epics Even More Depressing?
When the economy tanks, people demand feel-good musicals and comedies. But Hollywood has already green-lit a slate of dystopian downers, in the wake of The Dark Knight. Are these bummer-fests doomed at the box-office? -
#zombiecon
Wall Street Undead Feast On New Yorkers' Brains
Zombies flooded Manhattan this weekend. Pulling their golden parachutes and crumbling portfolios, decaying bankers roamed the streets looking for brains and bailouts. This years NYC's annual Zombie Con brought all the decomposing masses out, to paint the town red with the blood of my 401K, while anointing the Wall Street bull statue with their zombie guts. Exclusive undead video recap. More »

