• more about #edward
    Dr Emilio Lizardo: I got nuthin' and I can't stand the whole phenomena. But does Bella look nauseous through the whole series, or just this scene? more »
    kosai: Jacob's secret side job, posing for t-shirts. more »
    templepriest: Thanks for the tummy rub. Now I get to touch you - Cliterally more »
    gorehound: "It's Time to show the New Moons" more »
    AmishJohn: Bob Barker Says: "Make sure your Lycanthropes are spayed or neutered!" more »
    Hamslicer: With the look on her face throughout that whole clip... "Don't you hate that wet werewolf smell" more »
    BangarangRufio867: Jacob: "Sorry I got in so late. Me and Edward were playing some baseball. We played Shirts vs. Skins. Can you guess which team I played for?" Bell... more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "I suppose you'll want to do it doggy-style.." more »
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "Tell me your secret, Jacob." "Bella, I'm strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, while being hairy enough for a wolf, and hot enough for the ... more »
    Dresan: Anyone else has Christmas lights in their bedroom as decoration? Just curious really. How's the temperature in Washington at that time of the year? T... more »
    GSDaywalker: Jacob: I wish I could explain, but I *literally* can't. Bella: You mean like you have no mouth but you must scream? (Jacob tilts head to one side, a f... more »
    downwithdebbie: Please, let's get this man an intervention to stop the unnecessary (and not accurate) "literally." more »
    darkmarker: "Okay, the free-running into her 2nd story window didn't impress. My rippling muscles are flawless, but I still haven't sealed the deal. Time to get ... more »
    shauntacular: shirtless guy - I've always wanted to look like one of guys you see in the pictures of hair salons....i'll make a face like this...*makes face* more »
    acrobatic rabbit: If you scratch me in the right place, my leg will shake uncontrollably. Want to know where? more »
    Vundal: *looks at the dream catcher* thank GOD I placed a camera in there. more »
    golddiggersof2033: Jacob: (interior monologue) I can't *literally* tell Bella that I'm the new spokeswolf for Nair but maybe through a penetrating look into her dreamcat... more »
    tetracycloide: Have you ever jumped through Bella's window to fuck but pussy just ain't no good? I mean you gettin' upset cause your abs don't get her wet plus you ... more »
    mekki: "Well, he's warm. His skin doesn't feel like an emery board. And he's....no, I love Edward. I love Edward. I love Edward." Peeks. "Hot damn those ... more »
    Smeagol92055: Wanna suck on the peace pipe? more »
  • #captionthis

    Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

    It's time for "caption that New Moon werewolf porn" once again. What's Bella thinking as she runs her fists up and down the muscled torso of Jacob..."I could have been Dakota?" Now it's your turn: Caption this Twilight clip! More »
  • #newmoon

    Twilight 3: Less Sparkle, More Blood And Guts

    Color us not surprised: New Moon is already selling out showtimes. Plus, the director for Eclipse tires of this werewolf-vampire love triangle, and promises us a gory guy friendly vampire war. But the real violence should be in the finale. More »
  • #twilightreview

    Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self

    Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is, that's not exactly true (well, apart from the Robert Pattinson thing). I went in expecting the worst, and came out convinced that I'd seen The Dark Knight for tween girls. More »