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more about #gijoetheriseofcobra geesejuggler: I know you all are saying "This movie sucked. They can't act and he can't direct" but I'm still totally buying this! #gijoe more » amygdala: Yes, G.I. Joe cost waaaaaay too much money and had wooden characters/dialogue, but the "stuff blowing up" part was nicely done. #gijoe more » goldfarb: $175million to make a film in which ice SINKS... #gijoe more » Ryuku: It's nice to know that Stephen Sommers was completely and utterly aware of what he was making. I sincerely doubt that. more » ManchuCandidate: If they spent some of the money they used on overblown SFX to hire human writers instead of ScriptBot #403 and 10000 Monkeys chained to PCs. #gijoe more » disatess: It still wasn`t worth 175 million , They could have found an indie director and do for less than half of that horrific budget , they would had a bett... more » joetato: The G.I. JOE movie is quite simply the best two hour toy commercial ever made, since the last HASBRO art house flick TRANSFORMERS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO... more » dougdirac: "Joe is a PG-13, against Terminator and Watchmen's R ratings" Terminator Salvation was actually PG-13 and suffered for it. more » Falsoman: My boyfriend draged me to watch this and i'm surprised and kind of ashamed that i liked a lot more that i would like to admit... Of course it's pretty... more » Don't Make Me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.: I'm wondering if Renfro's first name is Fred? more » tande04: I was surprised. I was thinking that I was going to come in here and say that I'm never reading another IO9 review again ("thumbs up" for Land of the... more » RCN8: Thanks for posting this! Although short, both are a very funny read. more » Allen_Richards: I read Ebert's review early Friday morning, but went and saw the movie anyway. There are very few writers who can't write scathing reviews and still c... more » Camille: And that's why we can't have nice things. more » Bress Tess Iz: i will only go see this movie if they can promise me that every person in a boat, truck, or airplane jumps out just b4 the missile hits more » Eridani: It was very splodey and Sienna Miller looked hot. It didn't feel like it inflicted itself upon me like Transformers did. Also, hot asian guy rips s... more » Don't Make Me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.: bigger crowd for 6:30 show tonight than I've seen at our local theater in awhile. The movie is exactly what it's supposed to be, big dumb loud fun. It... more » alphanumeric1971: Well the 7:00 and 7:30 showing were sold out on Friday, for whatever thats worth. I ended up going to the 9:55 one, and enjoyed the movie. Perhaps thi... more » disatess: the budget was reported to be around 170 million dollars , it`s to make that back ,before a sequel is even possible . so got to have great opening. more » DuckofDeath: This movie would have been so much better if it was just called G.I. Joe: Snake Eyes vs. Storm Shadow, and the plot delivered on what the title implie... more » -
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The G.I. Joe On-Set Motto: "Overdo Things"
Whether you love the campy boomtastic G.I. Joe film or hate it, the Joe crew certainly blew shit up with style. Take a look inside the making of the admittedly overdone visual effects on set in this exclusive DVD clip. More » -
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Look Inside Cobra's Terrorist Organization With Secret Journals
Sure, you've all watched Christopher Eccleston and Sienna Miller act out your childhood fantasies as the charismatic villains in GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra, but did you stop to wonder what it was like for the lowly Cobra grunt? More » -
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GI Joe Rises At Box Office
Despite expectations of disaster and controversy over a lack of mainstream reviews, GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra looks like it's going to be a hit after all, opening with a surprising $22.3 million box office take on Friday.
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Everything You Wanted From Transformers 2, But Without The Robots
We've been skeptical of the G.I. Joe film for months now. Sad CG and goofy bare-chested Joe's all seemed to point to this film's eventual terrible demise. But the good news is, this film is bad in a fun way.
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The Real Reason Marlon Wayans Passed On Playing Robin
We talked superheroes with the all-new "real American heroes," Marlon Wayans and Channing Tatum, and found out the real reason Marlon wasn't cast as Joel Schumacher's Robin — and why he couldn't pull off the "motorcycle in the rain" scene.
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G.I. Joe Needs A Few Good, Hairless, Lubed-Up Men
Two Joes get all sweaty and naked while smartypants Scarlett runs and reads Aufbau Principle. No really, it's that bad. There's no saving this movie from the hell it's spiraling into - just watch the horror. More » -
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Will G.I. Joe Be The Worst Movie Of The Year?
We're all expecting G.I. Joe to be one of the worst movies of all time — but we were actually overestimating it. Judging from the novelization, G.I. Joe will be a masterpiece of badness, Showgirls meets Plan 9. Spoilers ahead...
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G.I. Joe's Movie Novelization Reveals Troubling Facts About Neo-Vipers And Big Twists
The G.I. Joe novelization is out, bringing a description of the Mission Impossible-style Joes and their hyper-tech world where nano-mites can do everything, the Baroness is Canadian and Neo-Vipers do things that make me frown. Spoilers (and new posters) ahead. More » -
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Sommers Not Fired From G.I. Joe Movie
Rumors flooded the internet today, claiming G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers had been fired and even "locked out" of the editing booth. But we got to the bottom of the matter to distinguish fact from Cobra crap. More » -
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Avatar Armor, Megan Fox Video, Harry Potter Pic... And Actual Cause For Heroes Optimism?
Today's spoilers include new Avatar armor pics, an Iron Man 2 tidbit, and action-packed new videos from G.I. Joe and Transformers 2. Tim Kring reveals Heroes storylines. Plus Harry Potter, New Moon, Paul and Planet 51. Spoilers: your entertainment innoculation. More » -
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Cobra Commander's Hideously Disappointing Face Revealed
We've shown you the face of Cobra Commander from the kids' toy line of the new live action G.I. Joe movie. But the previous plastic cherub face could not prepare us for the real thing. More » -
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Watch Cobra Rise In New GI Joe Trailer
Wondering whether the GI Joe movie is going to suck? The teaser trailer - to be shown during tomorrow's Superbowl - may help make up your mind. Me, I'm more excited than I should be. More » -
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A New Side Of Sawyer, Doctor Who's Returning Monsters, And G.I. Joe's Troopers
Let's spoil 2009! First up, Josh Holloway and Michael Emerson drop some Lost bombshells. New BSG teasers show our heroes unraveling further. Plus our first glimpse of G.I. Joe's M.A.R.S. Troopers. Doctor Who rumors! More » -
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GI Joe Movie Turns Fan Service Into High-Tech Complex Drama
Ignore all those robots in disguise already; 2009 will be the year of GI Joe, thanks to the Resolute cartoon and upcoming movie. And at the GI Joe panel Thursday morning, Hasbro executives and the creators of both projects explained just why everything they do, they do it for you. More »
