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more about #greedo more comments → Kessel: WIIIIIINNNNN more » Go Team Venture: I'm slightly stunned and mystified. Truly hit up George with this for another spin off Christmas special. more » SeeingI: BRAVO! more » WeAreNeverGoingBackToAZ: Very fun and entertaining! But one problem. The Emperor wasn't on the first Death Star. more » EvaAeetes: Palps was not on the Death Star. Entertaining tale tho. Thanks. more » SamidhaTheia: That was the most inspired imaginative kick ass funny or die imagined alternate universe story I have ever or will ever read. You are one brilliantly ... more » Ed Grabianowski: Wasn't there a short story at one point that explained that Greedo was just some punk kid on Tattoine that got in way over his head trying to make a n... more » Soundandfury: Charlie Jane needs to write a screenplay already! So creative and funny. You got skills. more » hiro_protagonist: if we're talking about alternate histories... http://www.morningstar.nildram.co.uk/A_New_Sith.html more » Dr Emilio Lizardo: Possibly the best piece of fan-fic ever to show up on the internet. Best part? No prequels! more » skippitymonster: Of course Greedo's big problem, along with many SW villians - paticularly the Emperor -is monologuing. That is why I thought that young Darth Maul had... more » altgrave: chewie didn't use a blaster. *cough* more » drdoombot: You had me up until the part where Vader lost to Greedo. I just couldn't suspend my disbelief THAT much. more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: heh, I like that deleted scene. "You'll just have to tolerate his opinion, fighting will not change it." We know that's not true or there would be no... more » kylenalepa: That was amazing. I-I don't even know what else to say. Bravo! more » -
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What If Greedo Really Shot First?
Our second favorite Star Wars bounty hunter, Greedo, gets shortchanged by that retcon that he shot first, because we know Greedo would never have missed. So what would have happened if Greedo had shot (and killed!) Han Solo? More »
