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more about #hasbro linworthnewt: Wow...those were *way* better than the movie. At least there was a plot. I saw Rise of Cobra only because I love Chris Eccleston. I want my $11 back, ... more » Ruthless, If you let me: Pretty entertaining for a Friday afternoon! I don't remember everyone having purple teeth though, and where were the blue and red lasers? more » disatess: the movie in opinion was bland and bad ,but it had abetter plot than transformers. more » B: If they really wanted to reenact the stories I told with my G.I Joes as a kid, they'd switch the heads and bodies around. more » evildead1971: the only good that could come from this is a 12 inch doll of scarlett more » The-Simpsons-Rule!!: I can't wait until I see this on Robot Chicken! more » HockeyMountain: I think the only acceptable torture chamber for GI Joe would be a diabolical device that focuses the intense heat of the sun directly onto one of the ... more » ManchuCandidate: The producers could have saved a lot of money and just hired the Robot Chicken animators to make their movie using action figures. I'd actually consi... more » Jeriba: What the hell kind of accent is Eccleston supposed to be doing in this!? It starts off as that bad 1920s NY gangster accent, which is apparently what ... more » TheXenos_C2F: @Jay042: "Didn't Trey Parker and Matt Stone already do this movie?" Amen to that. Both this and Transformers seem like exactly the bad action films ... more » Spideyrex: Where was Cobra Commander? I missed it. more » Jay042: Didn't Trey Parker and Matt Stone already do this movie? _embedded more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: I still have G1 Jetfire. Sadly all his accessories are missing... as are his arms. I blame kid brother for that one. Still sits on my desk though. more » RonMaverick291: Why is it here I see all the Transformers 2 love yet else where I'm hearing about people walkin out after 30 mins and stuff? A lot of mixed reviews ... more » Meirelle: Seriously, have you seen Discovery Kids? This will be an improvement. more » Jesse Astle: Scrabble?! Really? I wonder, is Z going to be the hero or villain? Or maybe he'll be the misunderstood anti-hero that plays off of the goody two-shoes... more » Liz Weinbloom: I have only a passing familiarity with Discovery Kids' current lineup. However, there is very little curriculum-based "educational" television that i... more » AmishJohn: If I had kids, and I cared, Con-ca$h has Discovery Kids and Noggon and all those 'educational' channels up in the 'digital tier'. An extra $40 per mon... more » Franklin Harris: If Susan Linn, director of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, is against it, then I'm for it. She and her ilk have already destroyed Saturd... more » lightninglouie: Will they carry The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobots Hour? more » -
#gijoe
The G.I. Joe Remake You Really Wanted
If you've ever sat around and reenacted scenes from G.I. Joe with your toys, Paramount's viral movie is for you. The Hasbro toys star in an affectionate parody of the cartoon — right down to the public service announcement. More » -
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GI Joe Movie Battles, Destuction And Torture Renacted In Toy Form
The massive Hasbro booth at Comic Con has multiple toy dioramas, showing off scenes from the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. See what the real American heroes are up to, in a spoilery gallery summing up the movie's many action scenes. More » -
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Ninjas Fight, Christopher Eccleston Snarks And Cobra Commander Snarls In Japanese G.I. Joe Trailer
A new Japanese trailer for G.I. Joe showcases more flashy CG cityscapes and weird action sequences, plus our best look at Joseph Gordon Levitt as Cobra Commander/The Doctor. But mostly it proves Christopher Eccleston will steal this movie. More » -
#transformers
10 Transformers To eBay For
With the latest Transformers movie crushing its competition at the box office like a bug under heavy robot foot, you may be tempted to hit eBay looking to score some sweet merchandise. Here're some winners you want to look for.
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#transformerstelevision
Your Kids' TV Future Is Transformers
While I've often wished about a television network devoted entirely to Transformers, I have to admit feeling rather disturbed about losing an educational kids' channel to get it. Rev up your "moral decay" outrage engines. More » -
#gijoe
GI Joe Movie Turns Fan Service Into High-Tech Complex Drama
Ignore all those robots in disguise already; 2009 will be the year of GI Joe, thanks to the Resolute cartoon and upcoming movie. And at the GI Joe panel Thursday morning, Hasbro executives and the creators of both projects explained just why everything they do, they do it for you. More » -
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Power-Armor Vs. Nano-Tech Super Soldiers, In G.I. Joe
Starship Troopers 3 may finally show us a glimpse of the powered armor Heinlein talks about in the novel — but we'll get our real power armor fix from the G.I. Joe movie, coming in 2009. I haven't been sure whether Joe really counted as science fiction, but a new script review gives plenty of reasons to accept it as belonging to the genre, including armor with invisibility powers, miraculous nano-technology, and super-soldiers created by a mad scientist. The costumes may look a bit Batman And Robin-esque (power-armor-breasts!) but the storyline sounds awesomely pulpy enough for ten sawmills. Spoilers, and a gallery, below. More » -
