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more about #hitler more comments → Klebert L. Hall: "What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?" He's still almost certainly dead, so nothing really changes. -Kle. more » stereobot: By that point in the war, if Hitler didn't kill himself, I'm sure there were plenty of soldiers in the German army that would like to have taken him out. more » gorehound: We will never know what really did happen to his body.Burned to nothing and bones crunched i guess. more » NathanSt: it's always the goddamn russians fucking shit like this up "Dump out those papers and send the filing cabinets back to Moscow" they said. Nevermind ... more » Bill-Lee: I knew it. Hitler was an ugly woman in drag. Coming soon to a theater near you: Blake Edwards' Adolf/Adolfa. more » Slatz_Grobnik: Time traveling Nazis. It's always time traveling nazis. more » schrodingers-katana: I think it's fairly obvious that what happened to Hitler was that he was warped into an alternate reality inhabiting the body of of a homosexual Sammy... more » Anekanta - Go Play!: This just lends evidence to my theory that Hitler went underground, moved to America, and started the first telemarketing agency... more » IraeNicole: Hitler should have been more considerate in his dieing by making it easier for us to be sure. Shame on him. more » The Curse of Millhaven: Skull and Bones sliced off the top, installed a little water fountain and now uses it as a ritual bidet. more » Cherubael: This makes perfect sense and fits into my theory that my wife is, in fact, Hitler. more » ManchuCandidate: I'm not surprised at the mix up considering the number of skulls available to the KGB. more » IraeNicole: Alucard ate him. more » SinisterBill prints in color on both sides: I dunno, I'd rather find out he didn't die in the bunker, it's too easy. I've always preferred the idea that Stalin got his hands on him as there are... more » Rocketknight: Not that how he died matters because if I remember correctly, Hitler was 56 when he was in that bunker so even if he survived the fall of the Third Re... more » -
#alternatebecomesreal
What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
It turns out that Inglorious Basterds' alternate death of Hitler may not be entirely impossible after all: Scientists have discovered that the real owner of the famed Fuhrer's skull is actually female, making everyone ask: What really happened to Hitler? More » -
#realworld
Real World Brat Destroys Idiot's Beloved Zombie Magazine, Is Compared To Hitler
I learned something from Real World last night. There are zombie magazines, and destroying them makes you like Hitler. While the comparison's a stretch, I can relate to the anger. What type of attention-deprived beast would destroy something so precious? More » -
#avatar
Hitler On Avatar: 10 Years For A Planet With Cats!
You've seen his response to Watchmen, but now the evil Führer tells James Cameron exactly how he feels about the Avatar ending.
