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more about #jasonstatham more comments → knyne: I lykes it win stuf blows up gud and peepul get hitt more » Plague: I'm thinkin' this might be too serious for its own good. more » crashedpc - Haifisch: Oh look at that, Jason Statham in a movie that's about beating the shit out of people. THIS I will see. more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Not for nothing, but this is missing a crucial component of badassery that both Crank and Death Race had. Who am I kidding. I'm still gonna see it. more » Rasselas: Annalee, are you married? I, uh, ask because a friend of mine.... more » Grey_Area: Somehow this is a perfect summation to io9's salute to the Hyu-mon Mating Season. Much blessings to all you hormone-crazed mammals. Blessings! more » mediareport: Wow, this gush really makes me doubt io9's brains. I suppose I'll reserve final judgment until I'm drunk and at someone's house watching the Crank Yan... more » IraeNicole: Can't wait to see it. Hmm I hadn't really connected the names but are you the same person who wrote "Trannychaser"? [www.nerve.com] more » Moff: Do you think it's gonna be a trilogy? more » blorp: Man, Amy brings the sexy/crazy/funny to whatever she does. Amy Smart pole-dancing Win! "Corey Haim... ...He was so grateful to be back at work after ... more » NerD: Blattella: The greatest thing about the first movie, is that they are all full of bullshit and swagger and adrenaline. This replaces plot, and characterization. ... more » alphanumeric1971: Oh Jason Statham, you can do no wrong! (And yes I'm deliberately forgetting "In the name of the king") more » twophrasebark: I always say this, but I think in Crank 3 he should have to drink blood to survive. Even though it sounds like vampire, the way they do these movies i... more » geekgrrl: oh, Bai Ling. you and your fashion tastes are an endless delight. she's so damn genuine about her crazy. btw, what the hell is that hanging from her s... more » ChicagoDog: Ok...so...um...I don't know that there is a way to put this delicately, but according to IMDB she is 42 years old. How is that possible? How can she... more » -
#gamer
New Trailer Shows That Gamer = Crank + Death Race
The first U.S. trailer for Gerard Butler's Gamer has come out, and it shows a nice mix of rough-and-ready convicts-trapped-in-a-video-game action. It's like Statham's Death Race, only on legs and reimagined by the Crank guys. -
#crank2review
“Crank 2” Is An Epic of Sleazy Darwinism
You know what to expect from Crank 2 in its very first seconds, when the words "Fuck You Chev Chelios" flash on screen in 8-bit videogame script. Because Chev is your hero. Spoilers ahead. More » -
#crank2
Amy Smart Talks Crank 3 Possibilities And Dirty Hose Play
We shared a few minutes with Jason Statham's main Crank lady, and she spilled on upping the insanity-sex ante from the original, beating up Bai Ling, and a possible third Crank movie. More » -
#exclusive
Bai Ling Wrote Her Own Crank 2 Dialogue
Crank 2's script may have been the "most offensive" Jason Statham ever read - but that was before costar Bai Ling rewrote it. Bai told us about catfights, upskirts and the craziest movie ever. Spoilers! More » -
#exclusive
Crank High Voltage Trailer Gives Jason Statham One Hour To Live
The brand new Crank High Voltage spot shows the not-dead-yet Chev Chelios sporting a robotic heart with the battery power of one hour. When the power's out, it's time to taste a power cable. More » -
#crank2
Jason Statham Makes Out With A Jumper Cable. We're So Turned On Right Now.
Chev Chelios is back, and we couldn't be happier. We're looking forward to Crank 2's insane antics, especially its 1,000 ways of torturing Jason Statham while keeping him sexy. New pics await you, below. More » -
#crank2trailer
Find Out Why The Hell Chev Chelios Is Still Alive In Crank 2 Trailer
The number one question on everyone's mind with Crank 2 is, How the heck is Chev still alive and kicking? This trailer lays it all on the line. More » -
#crankhighvoltage
Crank 2 Poster Delivers Exactly What We Want From Statham
Pain, violence, gross pulsing veins — yep, Crank 2 is delivering all the goods I want from this cracked-out Jason Statham flick. Check out each poster separately below. More » -
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#deathracereview
Death Race Is Car Porn For A Dystopian Internet Age
Death Race is full of awesome exploding car-fu, but it's in the service of a crash course (sorry) in dystopia for the Internet age. The race in question is a prison game which nobody can ever really win, webcast to millions of viewers who might as well be in prison. In fact, Death Race is a good object lesson in why subtlety is overrated. Even the fact that Jason Statham only has one facial expression helps keep the movie's bleak message alive. Click through for spoilers and details and stuff. More »






