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more about #pleasegodno Post-Nuked: The second Bare Wench video may contain the worst piece of dialogue ever filmed. For a close second, watch Torture Dungeon. more » James7344: You're asking us to judge their QUALITY? Are you mad? more » Althestane: I appreciate the sheer creativeness exhibited in those bare wench clips. Wandering flashlight beams searching for a target morphing into impromptu s... more » SJ_Edwards: Practical ***lick? Samanther? more » Allen_Richards: What are the odds.... BREASTWICK 2 is coming on The Movie Channel in about 1 minute.... more » PlaidNinja: One thing's for sure, that campfire's got some serious wood. more » Captain_Tripps: Breast article ever. more » BangarangRufio867: If you play the 2nd video and the 3rd video at the same time, the girl's monologue sounds a whole lot more awesome! Try it! It's fun. And you don't ... more » 0kami: Witches of Breatwick are actually somwhat appealing and they seem to know how to...er....dance? more » crashedpc - Haifisch: Oh thank you io9, the first thing that I'm able to look at post eye-surgery are BOOBIES. more » jajbowler: I wonder if I could pull off an irreverent theme party using these as inspiration. more » J.R._LeMar: Yes, I have seen both. I actually have the Witches of Breastwick on DVD (really). So therefor I voted for Bare Wench Project as the worst. more » Jassen: Nothing about Bare Wench 2: Scared Topless ? I'm disappointed Charlie Jane, you appear to be slipping ;) more » edward_eck001: Ummm..where do you go to vote for Summer Glau? more » luisluis: Holy crap! i just found my own xmas present! i just hope they sell the Special Edition 3 pack. more » Mark 2000: The scariest thing was all the silicon, collagen, and stretch marks. Yuck! more » AveryGuerra: Ah my buddy Jim Wynorski! You guys know his next spoof is "Para-Knockers Activity" right? So looking forward to that one! more » Allen_Richards: A friend of mine worked for Jim Wynorski a couple of times, and Jim's very active online. I know its in bad form to brag about your bags, but I've see... more » Moff: Dude, "awesomer" isn't spelled "worse." more » NickFoote: Why the hell do they both have people off camera holding flashlights and waving them around like epileptics? more » -
#foundfootage
Which Is Worse: The Witches Of Breastwick Or The Bare Wench Project? [NSFW]
Two of the most prominent witch movies of the modern era have gotten godawful softcore porn-spoofs. Here's a dreadful clip from Witches Of Breastwick. Click through to see two clips from Bare Wench Project, and vote on which is worse. More » -
#princessofmars
Traci Lords Is "A Princess Of Mars." God Help Us All.
Can't wait another couple years for the Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter Of Mars movie? You don't have to. Asylum, maker of so many bargain-basement epics, is putting out Princess Of Mars now. The trailer reveals Traci Lords' Deja Thoris. More » -
#holycrapwtf
Cheesiest And Most Inappropriate Book Covers Of All Time
Most of us would have no problem being seen in public reading a science-fiction novel... unless it had a cover so hideous, or so wrong, that you might get arrested. Here are the cheesiest and most disturbing science-fiction book covers. More » -
#foundfootage
Tracy Scoggins Walks In On A Doll And A Shrunken Lady Having Sex On An Oven Mitt
Brick Bardo is an alien the size of a child's doll. Ginger is a normal woman who was shrunk by aliens. Together, they make sweet, sweet love on a kitchen counter... until Tracy Scoggins walks in on them. More » -
#sgtrock
War Is Less Hell In The Future Of Sgt. Rock
Joel Silver's long-running obsession with making a movie of DC Comics' classic WWII hero Sgt. Rock is apparently moving closer to coming true, with a screenwriter and director rumored to be involved... and revamping the character into a science-fiction actioneer? More » -
#foundfootage
Bigfoot And Wildboy: The Reason Jimmy Carter Didn't Get A Second Term?
Somehow you always knew television of the 1970s was a Sargasso Sea of crazy, from which no brain emerged unswirled. But nothing was madder than the Krofft Supershow, and their maddest show was Bigfoot and Wildboy. More » -
#beinghuman
Syfy's Americanization of Being Human Is Just Wrong
Syfy Channel got its mitts on the amazingly dark and witty BBC series Being Human. And the network plans to subject this clever series to an Americanized reboot. We. Are. Not. Happy. More » -
#adjustmentbureau
Philip K. Dick Movie Is... A Love Story?
Philip K. Dick's 1954 story "The Adjustment Team" is a classic paranoid work in which the world turns out to be a fabrication, which melts away. So of course the movie, starring Matt Damon, is a "modern love story." Buh? More » -
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#transylmania
Horror Comedy Reaches New Low With Hunchback Sex And Vampire Kama Sutra [NSFW]
The new "red band" trailer for Transylmania reveals the true depths to which horror comedy will sink. It's sub-Scary Movie hijinks, complete with sexy hunchbacks, the "Codex Eroticon," bad vampire-slayer humor, laptop-penis mangling, and... synchronized swimming? The horror! It's maybe-NSFW. More » -
#transportation
Finally, A Personal Transportation Device That Looks Dorkier Than A Segway
Behold the personal transport of the future! It looks like a boombox, but Honda's U3-X is a unicycle-like personal mobility device, that you can steer by leaning in the direction you want to go. It's small, unobtrusive, and sexy! More » -
#foundfootage
Worst Fantastic Voyage-Inspired Drunken Dance Orgy Ever
Dennis Quaid week continues! Quaid's been shrunk to molecule-size and injected into Martin Short, who drinks Southern Comfort so that Quaid can catch some on the way down. And then they dance together: Short and his microscopic companion. More » -
#syfy
Syfy Channel Getting A Cooking Show?
The newly renamed Syfy Channel uses "Imagine Greater" as its slogan, but one source claims it'll be launching a cooking show and a talk show, in an attempt to imagine a broader audience.
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#exclusive
Let's Not Do The Time Warp Again: Rocky Horror Remake On Hold
It took Frank N. Furter just seven days to make you a man, but remaking him will take longer. That MTV remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show is "on hold," inside sources tell io9. It "may take a while."
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#pleasegodno
10 TV Shows That Should Never, Ever Be Made Into Movies
Hollywood may have shown lack of judgment when it comes to adapting television shows into movies - Land of The Lost, anyone? - but that doesn't mean we're content to stay quiet and not warn them off certain shows nonetheless. More » -
#batgirlfail
Miley Cyrus In Dark Knight Sequel? Do Not Want.
Call it the news that Comic-Con thankfully drowned out, but we're stunned to discover the rumor that Hannah Montana herself, Miley Cyrus, could play Batgirl in Chris Nolan's follow-up to The Dark Knight. It can't be true... right? More » -
#eastwick
Eastwick Women are Not Spell Casters
The women of Eastwick are cute, sassy and horny. But that's about it. We saw the pilot ep of ABC's Eastwick and it's cute. Contrived, but cute. Possible spoilers ahead. More » -
#foundfootage
Most Ludicrous Melting-Face Scene Of All Time
1987's Street Trash is best known for its game of severed-penis keepaway. But this dissolving-person scene deserves nearly as much fame. Whoever drinks the cheap liquor known as Viper melts from the inside out into a purpley technicolor goop. -
#rant
Keep Khan Out Of Star Trek 12
Will J.J. Abrams really make Star Trek 2: The Rehash Of Khan? Writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman told an interviewer there's "a 50/50 chance" Khan will show up in their sequel. Here's why it's a terrible idea.
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#scaryrobots
Scariest Emotional Robot Of All Time
Total apologies to Probo the Belgian molest-bot: This new emotional robot from Japan is much creepier. Forget the Uncanny Valley: Waseda University's KOBIAN, programmed with seven expressions, is the Bottomless Pit Of Do Not Want. Images by AP. -
#foundfootage
What Awful Sadist Demanded A Sequel To The Cell?
Psychic detective Maya goes inside a killer's mind... only to see an image of the killer, in the real world, injecting her with something nasty, in The Cell 2. "Nooooooooo!" She screams. Maybe she's watching the same movie we are. More »
