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    Grey_Area: Did I miss anything? I looking forward this week's Jive Tarkin but ran into a bit of trouble Friday night. I was in the Unpleasant Zone trying to coll... more »
    Trai_Dep: The good news: harems. The bad news: if you don't own a harem, you will be in a harem. The mitigating news: if you're particularly fetching, you migh... more »
    Meirelle: Dude, you forgot the deep fried Oreos. I'm a pretty fat chick, but even I won't eat the deep fried oreos. more »
    GreyHammer: moff you do great comedy articles. i know you lovvvveeee io9.com but you could probably suppliment your writing work with cracked.com or something. th... more »
    jajbowler: kfc famous bowls are a destructive force the likes of which i don't think we'll ever recover from more »
    spacemango: pothead Space Ninja is my autobiography. more »
    Mathmos: So apparently guys want the apocalypse. That still leaves unanswered the question attributed to Freud. "What does woman want?" more »
    steampoweredboy: Well, you fat fucking fuck Isn't that lovely. What High School creative writing class did you pluck this chestnut from? more »
    James7344: Extended families.In the future, families will stick together. No more scattering to the four winds in search of jobs, wives, or better homes. There w... more »
    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: I am excited for it already! I have several swords, and plan to use them to kill the guy next door so that I can shut off his god-damn fucking motor ... more »
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