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more about #redshirt more comments → Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: This is mildly unrelated, but I saw last night that they have actual glass glasses at Burger King for Star Trek. I couldn't be more excited. I can a... more » ElimGarak: OK, so is this a joke or are these real reviews? more » OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: This is thoroughly disappointing. I guess I will just have to go back to settling for my usual scent: Barclay. more » Rasselas: I'm surprised there aren't "Red Minidress" and "Orion Dancing Girl" variants. Wait, no, I'm not. more » Lassus: Errr... I think you mean "evokes", Meredith. more » BullfightsOnAcid: Pon Farr (For Her): "He'll sadakhat all over your ak'shem" more » BrockBrockman: "Trek Perfume Smell Test Envokes High School And Dragon Farts" I think the word is "evokes." Or perhaps "invokes." But I like the combination of the t... more » Wenchette: I think eat a bunch of Twilight sweetarts and Red Bull then, I'll spray all the testers at Rite-Aid into the air and then run though the cloud pretend... more » naugahydeinplainsight: Borg. Resistance is Futile. more » naugahydeinplainsight: Khan! The ancient scent of soft Corinthian leather leaves you screaming for more. Khan! more » Rasselas: No. more » Cafezinha: Oh, great. Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. Sr. Zinha is a pretty avid reader of your site. I have a feeling I already know what my Mother's Day gift is go... more » NefariousNewt: Rejected fragrances: Warp Factor Nine Wee Bairns Mudd Bath Old Russian Proverb more » NefariousNewt: Tiberius: For that special Lady in every port. more » NefariousNewt: Red Shirt: Because the chance of you getting lucky is the same chance you have of surviving a landing party. more » -
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Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts
We took the new Star Trek scents out for a spin, and let io9 readers comment on whether or not Red Shirt, Pon Farr and Tiberius would make them break their Vulcan mating cycles. More » -
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Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"
Ladies, discover how you can fulfill "the needs of the one," with this exclusive look at the Vulcan fragrance Pon Farr. There are also new ads for Star Trek fragrances Tiberius and Red Shirt. More » -
#redshirt
Star Trek's "Red Shirt" Fragrance Wants You To Smell Like Dead Away Teams
Who in their right mind would spray a fragrance called "Red Shirt" on their body? That's just asking for trouble from the wrong end of a phaser. Luckily, other Star Trek tie-ins are slightly cooler. More »

