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    tetracycloide: easily witches my ass. the science vs. witches poll was so patently biased my eyes nearly rolled out of their sockets. #rivertam more »
    Razta: Sorry, Hermione Granger could take her out with Avada Kadavra... #rivertam more »
    vulcanized: Aw, why you got to go all Ralph Nader in there? You're splitting the vote! #rivertam more »
    Nudemanatee: Does River have an "army of followers," or just one teen doofus with nothing to do but vote? Now, I am a huge fan of Summer Glau, River Tam is bad-a... more »
    Alessar: I never thought I'd say this but right now we need Piper Halliwell with her power to faux-timestop (molecular freeze0 and her Hands of Discontent (blo... more »
    Davio: All hail the Tam Dynasty! #rivertam more »
    CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): REALLY....River Tam. Well for some insane reason she beat Batman. Im sure Witches, The Undead and God are seriously no match for this girl!! Or at lea... more »
    evildead1971: the poll should have been evil willow vs river tam. let's not forget, evil willow hurt a god! #rivertam more »
    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: Are you kidding? River Tam took out an army of those transmutated freaks in Serenity! Those witches have NOTHING on River Tam! #rivertam more »
    rek: Anyone doubting the rigging should compare the average voter turn out over the previous polls this week versus this one. #rivertam more »
    ShubNecktie: I knew it! I said it before, and I'll say it again: Witches vs. RT is really Willow vs. River Tam. And my vote is still: Mad Scientists. #rivertam more »
    PostMarque: RT FTW #rivertam more »
    PossibleCabbage: Still voting for Mad Scientists. What's seriously going to win: River Tam or von Neumann machines imprinted with the personality of River Tam? #rivertam more »
    dedtekker: You're all forgetting that River IS a witch. She was almost burned at the stake. #rivertam more »
    BrendCh06: Awesome. River Tam returns with a vengeance. #rivertam more »
  • #io9smackdown

    Smackdown Bonus Round: Witches Vs. River Tam

    I have to admit, I thought you'd go for vampires. But the winners of this week's Halloween Smackdown were easily witches, which can only mean one thing: Smackdown Showdown. Witches trump all other monsters, but can they beat River Tam? More »