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    EBone: If Summer Glau is The Bomb, why do her TV series keep getting cancelled? There should be enough red-blooded males to keep the ratings high enough, rig... more »
    Star Kid: Romulus Rex: I Star Kid do hereby apologize for voting for River Tam in the second and third TBB poll.I duly note my ignorance with the desire to rectify my mistak... more »
    dirtybacon: This was the best "It's a disaster" so far... my hat is off to you, garrison. more »
    AmishJohn: I'd pay cash money to watch Grey_Area beat up a bar full of people while wearing a short skirt. As long as he remembers to shave above the knee this t... more »
    Alessar: The thing is, River is so nuts that if she encountered Cornfield Boy, he wouldn't be able to read her mind. In fact, she might overload him. And if he... more »
    Fedaykin: I resent you taking cheap shots at True Lies. That movie is goddamn hilarious. Make fun of Collateral Damage or The Sixth Day or something. :( more »
    Anekanta - Go Play!: Come on, how's a guy supposed to stay on target with a name like "Porkins"? more »
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: God bless you, Garrison... *sniff* Great as usual. Even your plain text rocks this week. Everything you posted here is true. more »
    se7a7n7: I think what we can learn from this is that is is a commonly accepted opinion that Summer Glau characters kick ass. She kicks ass in such a way that ... more »
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    Meirelle: "Stay on Target" cracked me up, and I sent the picture to all of my coworkers. XD more »
    geesejuggler: First, I love the movie True Lies. Second, great call, Garrison, on the song Common People. I constantly rock out to it. However you did forgo... more »
    Wookie1972: I just watched the original It's A Good Life, and I have to say it proves two things that have come up this weekend. 1) screw arcs, episodic TV is gre... more »
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