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hdgotham: Going home to watch Profit tonight. more »
Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I think you forgot the #EverybodyLovesAccordingtoTwoan... tag on the post. Or at least the comments! more »
fantasywriter80: It's easy to get a male sex slave: 1) take care of yourself 2) have your own life 3) now what you want 4) be able to articulate it to him and I have f... more »
Vexxarr: I was pretty sure guys were all just born AS sex slaves. more »
SpammerOvTheGods: generally, a lingering kiss on the nape of the neck will do it. #@! more »
#lessonsfromfiction

Science Fiction Teaches You How To Create A Male Sex Slave

Science fiction is full of female sex slaves - especially of the green skinned variety. But what if you really want a male sex slave? Don't worry. Science fiction is here to teach you all about that, too. Here's how. More »
#futurism Click here to read Marketing Taglines For The Future

Marketing Taglines For The Future

Former ad copywriter Graham Button is concerned about the future - specifically, the future of marketing taglines. How can companies remain buzzword compliant in a rapidly-changing world? Over at Fast Company, he's offered ten taglines for tomorrow. More »
#dinosaurs Click here to read Feathered Dinosaurs Are Theory - Not Fact!

Feathered Dinosaurs Are Theory - Not Fact!

If all your Ray Harryhausen dreams have been crushed by recent news that dinosaurs actually had fluffy, cute feathers, then we have the online protest campaign for you. Those who refuse to believe in dino feathers have their own stickers! More »
#thisisadisaster

To Get No Valentines . . . Would Be A Disaster!!!

When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines . . . How could I say no? I love you all, and dammit you deserve it!!! More »
To Get No Valentines . . . Would Be A Disaster!!!
#thisisadisaster

The state of the USA Today? IT'S A DISASTER!!!

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Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have the NY Times. USA Today had color before it was cool.
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#crapfuturism Click here to read The Evil Futurists' Guide to World Domination: How to be Successful, Famous, and Wrong

The Evil Futurists' Guide to World Domination: How to be Successful, Famous, and Wrong

You want to be a futurist, but you're afraid of being wrong. Don't worry. I've brought together ideas that will help you succeed without having to be right. All you have to do is follow the simple principles below. More »
#moviereview

"Book Of Eli" Reboots "Zardoz" For The Twenty-First Century

Though fans have often clamored for a sequel to 1970s classic Zardoz, only the Hughes Brothers could have done it, with Book of Eli. But did they toss aside the original film's message to reboot it for a new generation? More »
#thisisadisaster

2010 IS ALREADY A DISASTER!!!!

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Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all a new disaster for the new year. More »
#thisisadisaster

Summer Glau: When Fans Go Too Far, It's A Disaster

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Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!! More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read THIS IS A DISASTER: ASSAULT ON SAN DIEGO

THIS IS A DISASTER: ASSAULT ON SAN DIEGO

Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally glad to bring you a new video, and this ain't no trailer. More »
#chartporn

Comic-Con Day One: What Does It All Mean?

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It's the first official day of annual pop culture preview fest Comic-Con. Want to know more? We've created this helpful flowchart showing what most people are doing here. Bonus: We include some tips on getting laid and/or meeting Joss Whedon. More »
#captainstargood

The Bizarre History of the 1960s Scifi Puppet Series Too "Twisted" For TV

If you were a fan of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds series, then get ready for your mind to explode. A group of intrepid fans have discovered a marionette-style show from the Anderson era, which TV execs tried to suppress. More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read The Following Preview Has Been Rated D... For Disaster

The Following Preview Has Been Rated D... For Disaster

Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more work... whatever. I hope you enjoy the end result. More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read THIS IS AN AWESOME DISASTER

THIS IS AN AWESOME DISASTER

Could this have been the biggest week of all time? The King of Pop bites it. A bit player from Saturn 3 and Logan's Run croaks. And ROBOT BAYHEM!!! Disaster! More »
#scifashion

The Only Futuristic Gun T-shirt You'll Ever Need

#thisisadisaster Click here to read Shut Up And Eat Your Disaster!!!

Shut Up And Eat Your Disaster!!!

I am going to plug into the world wide web to surf down... Disasters!!! More »
#madneuroscience

A Harvard Psychiatrist Explains Zombie Neurobiology

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In Night of the Living Dead, zombies are brought back from the dead by a "mysterious force" that allows their brains to continue functioning. But how exactly does a zombie brain function? Finally, a Harvard psychiatrist has the answers. More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read This Is A Ghostbusting Penguin Disaster!!! (NSFW)

This Is A Ghostbusting Penguin Disaster!!! (NSFW)

It seems that there are some of you out there who don't understand what Disaster is. So for you, I will explain... No, actually I won't. OMG IT'S A DISASTER! More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read Please Refer To: DISASTER, This Is A

Please Refer To: DISASTER, This Is A

I refuse to believe that giant robots in any way shape or form can be a disaster. More »
#thisisadisaster Click here to read There Is Every Possibility That This May Be A Disaster

There Is Every Possibility That This May Be A Disaster

Well, ROACH has definitely not been a disaster, more on that below. But for now! It's Disaster Time. More »
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