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more about #satire more comments → EBone: If Summer Glau is The Bomb, why do her TV series keep getting cancelled? There should be enough red-blooded males to keep the ratings high enough, rig... more » Star Kid: Romulus Rex: I Star Kid do hereby apologize for voting for River Tam in the second and third TBB poll.I duly note my ignorance with the desire to rectify my mistak... more » dirtybacon: This was the best "It's a disaster" so far... my hat is off to you, garrison. more » AmishJohn: I'd pay cash money to watch Grey_Area beat up a bar full of people while wearing a short skirt. As long as he remembers to shave above the knee this t... more » Alessar: The thing is, River is so nuts that if she encountered Cornfield Boy, he wouldn't be able to read her mind. In fact, she might overload him. And if he... more » Fedaykin: I resent you taking cheap shots at True Lies. That movie is goddamn hilarious. Make fun of Collateral Damage or The Sixth Day or something. :( more » Anekanta - Go Play!: Come on, how's a guy supposed to stay on target with a name like "Porkins"? more » RogueWarrior: The scene: A modest suburban home at 5 in the A effing M. There is a knock on the door. There are more knocks. Doorbell rings. A woman, half in th... more » NerD: Blattella: Did you put George "the Refridgerator" Perry in your 3 Partner ad? Awesome! And don't smack talk Titanic GD. I'll bring over every 15 year old to c... more » Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: God bless you, Garrison... *sniff* Great as usual. Even your plain text rocks this week. Everything you posted here is true. more » se7a7n7: I think what we can learn from this is that is is a commonly accepted opinion that Summer Glau characters kick ass. She kicks ass in such a way that ... more » Mixiboi: It's not that far of a stretch for "Stay on Target", as the "The Biggest Loser" is on parent company NBC Universal main network, NBC. Can you say cro... more » Meirelle: "Stay on Target" cracked me up, and I sent the picture to all of my coworkers. XD more » geesejuggler: First, I love the movie True Lies. Second, great call, Garrison, on the song Common People. I constantly rock out to it. However you did forgo... more » Wookie1972: I just watched the original It's A Good Life, and I have to say it proves two things that have come up this weekend. 1) screw arcs, episodic TV is gre... more » -
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Summer Glau: When Fans Go Too Far, It's A Disaster
Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!!
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THIS IS A DISASTER: ASSAULT ON SAN DIEGO
Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally glad to bring you a new video, and this ain't no trailer. More » -
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Comic-Con Day One: What Does It All Mean?
It's the first official day of annual pop culture preview fest Comic-Con. Want to know more? We've created this helpful flowchart showing what most people are doing here. Bonus: We include some tips on getting laid and/or meeting Joss Whedon.
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The Bizarre History of the 1960s Scifi Puppet Series Too "Twisted" For TV
If you were a fan of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds series, then get ready for your mind to explode. A group of intrepid fans have discovered a marionette-style show from the Anderson era, which TV execs tried to suppress. More » -
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The Following Preview Has Been Rated D... For Disaster
Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more work... whatever. I hope you enjoy the end result. More » -
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THIS IS AN AWESOME DISASTER
Could this have been the biggest week of all time? The King of Pop bites it. A bit player from Saturn 3 and Logan's Run croaks. And ROBOT BAYHEM!!! Disaster! More » -
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Shut Up And Eat Your Disaster!!!
I am going to plug into the world wide web to surf down... Disasters!!! More » -
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#madneuroscience
A Harvard Psychiatrist Explains Zombie Neurobiology
In Night of the Living Dead, zombies are brought back from the dead by a "mysterious force" that allows their brains to continue functioning. But how exactly does a zombie brain function? Finally, a Harvard psychiatrist has the answers.
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This Is A Ghostbusting Penguin Disaster!!! (NSFW)
It seems that there are some of you out there who don't understand what Disaster is. So for you, I will explain... No, actually I won't. OMG IT'S A DISASTER! More » -
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Please Refer To: DISASTER, This Is A
I refuse to believe that giant robots in any way shape or form can be a disaster. More » -
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There Is Every Possibility That This May Be A Disaster
Well, ROACH has definitely not been a disaster, more on that below. But for now! It's Disaster Time. More » -
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This Is A Pandemic?!?
Anyone here running a fever or a cough? How about just needlessly panicking? It's a Disaster!!!! More » -
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Esto es un Desastre!
Werewolf. Werewolf? There. What? There wolf, there Disaster! More » -
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This is a Disaster: Spring Hump Hump NSFW Edition
Hello hello hello. It's spring, a time for babymaking and disaster... Lets do a little of both, shall we? More » -
#socialcontrol
A Tiny GPS Tracking Device That You Can Swallow
Want to track your boyfriend's every movement? Just slip this GPS tracker into his breakfast, and it will stay in his system for 72 hours - while you track him online. And there's more. More » -
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Where The Wild Disasters Are
Is it me or did this week go by quick as hell? Anyways to the DISASTER Mobile! More » -
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This is a Disaster... So Say We All!!!
Well, despite having more God Machines than the Pope's Garage and more loose ends than a Caprican Strip-club "YEEEEAAAHH!" I was pleased. So say we all? LAUNCH ALL DISASTERS!
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Come With Me If You Want To Disaster!!!
Well, yet another Sunday is upon us. You all do anything this weekend? See any movies? Was it a disaster? NO IT WASN'T! Let's do this!!
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Nothing Can Stop The Disaster
Musicals, mutants and the hidden secrets available to us all on Google Earth. Hey kids, what can I say... They're all disasters.
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