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more about #snakeeyes FrankN.Stein: "......." more » lithicbee: Silent but Deadly? The Spleen from Mystery Men. more » Bill-Lee: "The Kabuki Twins (The Batman) Silent? Yes, which is ironic given that they're named after a type of opera." Kabuki is not "a type of opera". It is a ... more » ShampaBabbit: Okay, how the HELL did you compile a list of silent SciFi bad guys and not put Boba Fett on here? I mean jeeze, WTF? more » gorehound: i will take erich zann and also Karl Ruprecht Kroenen (Hellboy) more » kosai: I think Aman's wife from Survive Style 5+ would be a good addition to this list, she may not be deadly but she is very dangerous and pretty creepy at ... more » k4man: I wish the old Aeon Flux was silent. That ridiculous dialogue and foot fetishes bogged down the old series. more » Jeb_Hoge: I always thought Snake-Eyes (at least in Larry Hama's hands) was a really well-done tragic hero. G.I. Joe #21 may be my favorite comic ever. more » Rasselas: Wow. Long list. I suppose forced silence is a common nightmare. more » capnrob: Aw, c'mon. The Feral Kid gets the longest speech in the movie ... y'know, at the end... more » Darklighter: Hush was actually the episode that got me hooked on Buffy. The Gentlemen are really freaking creepy! more » Mark 2000: First time I noticed Snake Eye's mask has a mouth. You know, so he can talk. more » mikumiku: i saw the movie last night. Destro will look like Destro that we know from the comic/cartoon at the end of it, which is awesome looking. more » NotChoinski: Its like 'Team America' but they hid the marionette strings better. more » Kenro199x: My favorite thing that they sell is the GI Joe walkie talkie with Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. The same Snake Eyes who's fucking mute. Love the irony ... more » Guitaratomik: Also, how amazing is it that GI Joe is at 91% on RottenTomatoes right now (10 positive out of 11 reviews)? more » Mudderofcanton: Destro the first bad boy I ever loved!! more » EGBTMagus: Still can't get over all the black uniforms. Why couldn't they have stuck with the known outfits for the Joe's atleast. Scarlet needs her body armor. :( more » CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): Haha. GI JOE sold out. And in recent news..the sky is blue!! Films have been doing it for years...even the acclaimed Batman franchise had some god awf... more » GSDaywalker: Sorry, Snake Eyes, but I've already got my porn buddy. Should one of us meet our untimely end, the other will "sanitize" things before the family show... more » -
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Science Fiction's Silent But Deadly Characters
Many of science fiction's most efficient and ruthless killers hardly ever speak a word. In honor of Snake Eyes, our favorite G.I. Joe, we list the killer characters you'll never hear coming.
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The First Real Look At G.I. Joe's Metal Bad Boy
Take a peek at the live-action metal man with G.I. Joe concept art and a whole gallery full of behind-the-scenes shirtless, hairless Joe action. More » -
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Times Are Tough For The Joes: Snake Eyes Looks For Additional Income
It's like a geek cereal box, and the free prize is a Ninja. Norton's Internet Security software uses the best Joe to get the job done — the job being keeping your porn stash safe. More » -
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New Snake Eyes GI Joe Clip Reminds Us Of The Talking Ninja That Could Have Been
The one saving grace of the G.I. Joe flick has always been, and always will be Snake Eyes. You can't mess up that kind of bad assedness, right? Unless they went with the original idea for a TALKING Snake Eyes. More » -
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New Pictures of Snake-Eyes Costume Meet Your Futuristic Ninja Needs
You can finally take a gander at photos of "Darth Maul/The Toad" Ray Park in his full Snake-Eyes costume from the upcoming G.I. Joe film, and we grudgingly have to admit that he looks fairly badass. Even though his visor looks a bit like Geordi's from Star Trek: The Next Generation, we'd never tell him that to his face. If we did, he'd either gut us with his sword, pop a cap in our ass with his gun, or possibly do both. Check out another Snake-tastic picture after the jump. More »


