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more about #starman more comments → bookfoldbrewcineaste: Annalee, I see all our talk about live-action tentacle porn back on the Galaxy of Terror thread has gotten your imaginative juices flowing, so to spea... more » Meirelle: But make sure you do your research first. You never know what kind of peculiar mating habits those aliens will have. more » noncornbatant: "always remember to hang out in giant nightclubs that are near highly-classified research facilities" This makes perfect sense, except that sometimes ... more » Jonn: I once thought that nothing good could come of Mr. Davies beating people over the head with his "teh gay is awesum!!11" philosophy. I am a big enough ... more » Alexis: OK, I'm just gonna come out and say it. There's something rather vulgar about Geena Davis' face. I don't know what that something is, but it's dirty. ... more » Willtheconqueror: So wait should I not False Disqualify, Throw Negs, or use Peacock theory? I mean Mystery taught me all this stuff and I wanted to use it to get one of... more » bonniegrrl: Dang, I was set until step #5! more » BullfightsOnAcid: "Did it hurt? When you fell out of your spaceship?" "Is that a parasitic sibling appendage sticking out from your body or are you just happy to see me... more » russdanger: Offer to let them gnaw off your head while they deposit their larvae into your body cavity. And ask them if they've lost weight. more » NotArthurPDragon: I much prefer "James T. Kirk's Guide To Macking The Universe." more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: I'm usually just polite and listen to them. I try and understand that it's difficult being in a new place and that sometimes all an Alien needs is so... more » goldfarb: thanks for the tips...but I don't think I'll need them...I think that stripper in Alien Nation really liked me! more » BcBeBop: Massive Effect? Really, UI8.com, that's just shabby. more » ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: MASSIVE EFFECT! more » ManchuCandidate: Sounds good, but what about all that alien tendency to eat human flesh and/or cause painful death during sex? more »
