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more about #starwarsknockoffs Mazda Eric: Ahh...porn before AIDS it's a wonderful thing...altho porn before shaving, not so much more » atrus123: I think we need CharlieTube. more » gorehound: Awesome.you have onnce again found a better movie than McG's T4 more » Space2099: I think the Star Wars Holiday Special trumps this as the the worst thing Star Wars Mania ever gave us. more » MargaretMoony: I get the feeling the robot want's to bitch slap the girl through time and space. more » Daveinva: A VHS tape of this movie was one of my treasured hand-me-downs in high school. You see, young'uns, back in my day, you had sporadic access to pornogr... more » WestMantooth: Wow. The subtlety of the writing about the nature of existence and how we are all about the lives that we are able to to connect with in such a limite... more » CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): Her high pitched voice of hers... is grating on the soul. Thanks for the Friday NSFW clips CJA. more » regis: ... a richard nixon mask? dude. that's pretty whacked out, right there. i love the infinite mirror thing on the set, though. straight out of late... more » Go Team Venture: I like that the robot is smiling. more » Golem100: OMG. And I thought "Abducted by the Daleks" was the worst SF pron flick. more » RCN8: And it appears to have a budget of less than $5. The "robot" looks like it was made from a clothes hamper. Man, would that job have sucked...being m... more » atrus123: I'm eternally impressed with Charlie for being able to find these... uh... gems. more » Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.: "You are turning me into a mechanical masturbater." ... Please kill my ears. more » Alf Shot The FUD: Still better than anything Uwe Boll has made. more » ManchuCandidate: I thought the Phantom Menace was the worst thing that Star Wars Mania gave us though the blond is less annoying than Jar Jar and easier on the eyes. more » omgwtflolbbqbye: Good thing she wasn't stuck with C-3PO, since she'd of never learned a thing... more » BadUncle: The Italians also had some really awesome sci-fi in the 60s, with super clean art direction, stunning costume design, and absolutely incomprehensible ... more » Bootknife-Jackson: ...i think.... i think i own this.....on DVD....oh God! more » Torley: Coulda used better music! I would've loved Goblin to do some scifi soundtracks - Claudio Simonetti later did some remakes like the Blade Runner theme,... more » -
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The Absolute Worst Thing That Star Wars Mania Gave Us [NSFW]
The last human alive, grown in a test tube, begs her robot guardian to teach her about sex, in this hilariously awful scene from 1979's Star Virgin. "You are a messy biological organism and your erogenous zones are useless." NSFW! More » -
#foundfootage
Nobody Does Space Opera Like The Italians
In the late 1970s, Italy flooded the world with awesome Star Wars knock-offs, but the greatest may be 1979's Star Odyssey. What other movie features pilots making strangulated gurgles when their ships are hit? More »
