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more about #stevenking more comments → gorehound: any of you who actually went near this SYFY turd well I hate to clue you but you all have been CORNHOLED !!! more » iCurmudgeon: Hmm .. were they all Wiccans, perhaps? Or maybe the new generation of the Priory of Sion? more » EBone: That gal really got into it, considering a bunch of kids were watching. more » Belabras: So they made a Corno? more » ThayerCadosneep: I had the unfortunate luck of watching this midway through and found it to be one of the worst written of all the lousy sequels that followed the orig... more » disatess: why.... more » ZaxxonQ.com: Can't wait for the better remake: [www.comingsoon.net] more » Dirk Anger: Only one cornhole joke in all the comments? Come on io9, don't disappoint me more » templepriest: I suppose that within the context of the story we are supposed to be horrified that children are a part of this ritual. But I am imagining the real l... more » Ryanrule: Since when does shitty horror count as scifi? Get your horor off of that channel, and don't post about it on this site either. Horror ruins science fi... more » ZahraIshabunny: I'm so corny right now more » TheGreenRanger: even for little kids, sex is mind blowing in the movies. Where can i get this ticket to pleasure island? Usually i have to have an affair for this kin... more » AmishJohn: "Shuck me, honey! Shuck me good!" more » WestMantooth: It would have been better if they had inserted images of popcorn popping and a hillbilly with one tooth chomping on a cob of corn. more » jajbowler: Sadly, I'm reminded of a scene from "Munich." That said, she's totally faking it. more » -
#foundfootage
Syfy Brings Us Children Of The Porn
Two teenagers have sex in front of all of the town's leering children (with porno squeals!), and meanwhile Adam from Heroes is out in the cornfield screaming. Syfy's Children Of The Corn remake was a lot raunchier than we expected.
