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    Trai_Dep: Mine is one that, due to my black heart, I've turned to a force for evil. You know that guy, standing in line in front of you, who's humming that real... more »
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    Grey_Area: I posess the awesome power of Quantum Indecisiveness, to see all the possible outcomes of any action and still choose the wrong one. Always. more »
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: I have the superpower of being able to orient myself when dropped into any average shopping mall. Doesn't extend to giant ones, or outdoor ones. But r... more »
    bluehinter: My own superpower is this: When driving in an unfamiliar setting on vague/inaccurate directions, and presented with a 50/50% chance of which lane to s... more »
    bluehinter: How about the ability to breath water! No, not like Aquaman or Kevin Costner. It's sort of like the ability to breath fire, except instead of exhaling... more »
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    My Superpower Is More Useless Than Yours

    Flying, controlling the weather, and turning invisible are officially out. A new blog gives us the goods on the true superpowers of the future. More »