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more about #thecabinetofdrcaligari Gilbert Tang Jr.: This was a review of near MST3K proportions. Brilliant in every way. Thank you so very kindly. more » Dave Bloustien: You are now officially my favourite writer on the internet. more » Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: I want Charlie to have a symposium with Ebert and they can blow our minds (if we have minds left after T:ROTFL) with dueling and/or cooperating review... more » NotChoinski: Transformers: Rolling on the Floor more » beercheck: Wow. I need a cigarette. more » jcous: Only read about half of it to avoid spoilers, but this piece is tremendously well written! Seriously - I hope you got paid for this one. Also, readin... more » viciousthighs: Yeah, um, I have to add to the "best review ever" chorus because THIS IS THE BEST F-KING REVIEW EVER. It's so awesome that I censored myself to be tak... more » bonniegrrl: BTW, R2-D2 is in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen! [starwarsblog.starwars.com] more » bonniegrrl: Next to you, Ebert is a hack. more » Grey_Area: This was an incredible chunk of writing. You forgot to put the KRONK BURGER tag on it. Great work! more » Liz Weinbloom: This is the greatest review ever written. Wow. <3 more » animagnum: Can this entire review be quoted on the back of the DVD box? more » crashedpc - Haifisch: Oh, and I forgot to mention: This is quite possibly one of the most amazing reviews I have ever read for a movie that probably doesn't deserve it. Goo... more » ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: "her nipples point, like little Irish setters" I now have this image stuck in my head. Thanks. more » Mortimer Gray: Hey! You changed the opening lines. But the first version was so good! more » Plague: Well, you lost me right at the beginning after basically saying that a Surrealist film and an Expressionist one are the same thing. My eyes blurred a... more » Mortimer Gray: This review does exactly what you say the movie does. Well done. Also, this is the best thing I've read on io9. Y'all might as well close shop, beca... more » Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Oh I can't wait to see this. more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Hahahaha. This is pretty hilarious. more » Spyder01: Seems to me this whole review is one justification to see a bad movie. I like the fact Charlie has tried to make sense out of something that really do... more » -
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Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
Critical consensus on Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen is overwhelmingly negative. But the critics are wrong. Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers' worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot. More »
