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more about #thefantasticfour jbrecken: Martian Manhunter: He can read minds, so he's got that whole "knowing who's naughty" thing, and he can go intangible to get through any chimney, he we... more » OMG! Ponies!: Santa Thor: Thunder god, bringer of presents, all-around good guy. He rides in his war sleigh drawn by a team of ravenous polar bears who devour naug... more » Front_Towards_Enemy: There is only 1 Santa Claus: more » Faustic_Caust: Right before Superman delivers the knockout punch to Jesus, he looks Him in the eye and says, "You're No El." more » Aidan_: Irrelevant. Superman is already Santa Clause. And Jesus. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: He knows who's been naughty... more » hwilam: Why are you taking this away from Ambush Bug? Give the poor guy a break! more » Demonbird: Not one mention of Aquaman. Not one. more » ShadowStaarr: "I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." Yes, I quoted Jac... more » blankgabriel3001: Dr. Manhattan makes more sense. He can do anything he wants more » OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: Sorry but that honor goes to Samurai Santa. more » FrankN.Stein: Of course Superman seems obvious, a boy scout as Santa.... I'd love to see Batman though... "You really think you need this PSP for Christmas, young m... more » ManchuCandidate: So you better run fast you better leave town better just go I'm telling you why Wolverine is coming to town he's just made a list so he can vent his s... more » Gothamite88: Resurrection Man more » sicodelique: Everyone knows Santa is a Timelord. more » Jesse Astle: I'm going to go with the less than obvious choice and go with Batman. He's basically a Ninja. So he'd be able to sneak in and out no problem. more » EdificeComplex: None of the above. The Empire has already commandeered Christmas. more » omgwtflolbbqbye: I'm giving the title to Superman. Last year Batman played Santa, but Supes obviously wanted it more: more » LittleDragon: I vote for Iron Man because he would give the coolest toys. And I would love to sit on his lap and the mall to get my picture taken. more » John Hazard: I vote for Futurama's Robot Santa. I always spend xmas hiding in a bomb shelter 'til it's over anyway, why shouldn't everybody? more » -
#santawho
Which Superhero Should Be The New Santa?
Let's face it: Santa Claus just isn't cutting it anymore. In this era of movie superheroes, who wants to see an old fat guy with a beard coming down their chimney on Christmas Eve? Here're some suggestions for possible replacements. More » -
#movies
So What Happened To All Those Dark Knight Imitators?
It's been over a year since The Dark Knight made a billion dollars and revolutionized genre cinema. At the time, everyone said we'd be seeing a spate of Dark Knight-influenced "dark" superhero films. So are any of them still happening?
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#supervillainstandup
Dr. Doom's Stand Up Tape: "Take Sue Storm, Please!"
Let's give it up for stand-up comic Doctor Victor von Doom — it should be no surprise that all his jokes are about the Fantastic Four. Not all of his jokes are hits, but the guy's got moxie. NSFW language.
